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[kennfusion]

Ok, you are walking down a quiet empty street by yourself, early evening, and an alien spaceship lands in front of you. A couple of alien types get out of the ship, walk toward you non-threateningly and you sort of just get a feeling these are a couple of nice alien chaps. When they reach you one says, "We come in peace, please take us to your

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[teany]

Well, a couple of months ago I probably would have taken them to George Carlin. Now...?

[kennfusion]

George Carlin would have been a great choice.

[alcestis]

I'd thrust out my hand gladly and say "That's me!"

[kennfusion]

And then you would invite them over for a 7 season Buffy marathon?

[handstil]

Well, first I would call Tom Cruise and ask him what to do. Then, I would google directions to Oprah's house.

[kennfusion]

Oprah might not be such a bad person to bring them to....I am not sure why I think that....but she might actually be powerful enough to work with them and hold off government intervention.

[the1withtheeyes]

good answer

[sistermaryeris]

I say, "I don't think that's a good idea."

Haha. Then I'd warn them what would happen if we did that, tell them whatever they want to know, take them to a movie and a baseball game and then send them home where they would be safe :)

[kennfusion]

a movie and a baseball game....interesting. Kind of cool.