Mallomars

[kenchans_girl]

Everyone seems ta be upset lately an' I dunno why! Nell-belle's been cryin' an' Kingy's been mad an' I know Ken-chan wants outta this place so's he can have some fun! I'm worried 'bout everyone!

I wanna find some choc'late!

Comments

[omglookboobs]

I don't know about everyone else, but I know why I'm upset.

I agree with your 'Ken-chan'. This place isn't very fun at all.

[kenchans_girl]

Is there someone Big Boobies need kicked? I'm good at kickin'!

They won't let Ken-chan fight, an' Ken-chan lives ta fight, an' ta drink, an' ta find pretty ladies fer ta be my mommy like he's my daddy! Hey...yer pretty Big Boobies! I bet Ken-chan'd like ya a lot!

[omglookboobs]

No, it's fine. As long as I don't see him around, I'll be good.

...Your Ken-chan loves to drink~? That's my kind of guy! Now we have to meet! And hey, at this point, I'm willing to play 'Mommy' for a bit, as long as someone gets me a damn drink.

And oh, you flatter me. ♥

[kon_ditional]

Eh? What happened? You and Nell seemed fine last time I saw you...

Do I need JUGGLE? Turn a cartwheel? Throw a cream pie at someone? I can perform a whole vaudeville for you~!

[kenchans_girl]

I think Nell-belle misses her brothers!

Yeah Berry-head! Ya should come an' do tricks ta make Nell-belle happy!

[kon_ditional]

Well it definatly sounds like she'll need some cheering up!
Maybe taking her outside to play would help?

Berry-head?

[kenchans_girl]

I'm sure Nell-belle would like that! Thanks Ichi-kun!