ZOMG!!!!!!!!11!1one - It's a PUN FEST!
*squees loudly in fangirlish glee*
Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!
Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.
So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*
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Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!
Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.
So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*
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“It took a little hunting to find the place, Zack, but we did get that shirt you wanted.”
“Thanks, Aer. It’s perfect!”
“Seph paid for it, sweetie.”
“It turns out he’s already bought some land too, so I don’t have to worry about scrimping for a farm or anything.”
“Wow, Seph, you have land?”
“It’s my own private getaway, yes.”
“Well there’s the shirt and the land and Seph, you might be tying that strap on a bit tight, but that’s the leather anyway. So, when do I get the rest of my present.”
“Oh, you mean the spanking?”
“Yeah, about that, Zack, we decided not to.”
“WHAT?”
“We’re not fools, Zachary. We know it would only encourage you.”
“Aw, come on, guys!”
“Don’t worry. You won’t go completely without.”
“Yes, we all agreed to leave you tied up there so you can watch the three of us enjoy ourselves together.”
“... And you'll untie me so I can join in later, right? Right?”
“That’ll teach you to go making ridiculous demands of people.”
“Guys, that's not fair!”
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Also, best. Omake. EVAR11!! <3
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