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kemis

ZOMG!!!!!!!!11!1one - It's a PUN FEST!

Mar 07, 2007 15:48

*squees loudly in fangirlish glee*

Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!

Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.

So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*

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chofi March 7 2007, 17:05:00 UTC

"You cheated."

"Unorthodox strategy is not cheating."

"You cheated, and I caught you, Zack, so it wasn't even good cheating."

"I was not cheating! I was being totally fair! And Fair--"

"Fair is the only way your are, yeah, yeah. I think we should go back to calling you 'Fairy'."

chofi March 7 2007, 17:29:52 UTC

It was really, really stupid to be so damn scared. But fuck, here he was, scared. Zack took a breath. Here we go. "Sirs? Permission to speak freely?"

Angeal and Sephiroth glanced at each other. Sephiroth nodded.

"I... can't help noticing that you're--" Don't say "checking out". Don't say "checking out". "--you've been observing me." Zack swallowed. "I just wanted to know the reasons for your sudden interest--" Fuck! Fuck! Bad Zack! Don't let them know about that until they give you a sign! "--in me ( ... )

animekittysama March 7 2007, 17:41:22 UTC

Please pardon me while I squee over love for my OT3. X3 ♥♥♥

chofi March 7 2007, 17:45:38 UTC

It had to be thrown in somewhere.

animekittysama March 7 2007, 17:51:23 UTC

It needs to be thrown in as many places as possible, but that's just my opinion.

And I figured what must be driving me to love these jokes so much...

I have a Fair sense of humor. *bricked*

chofi March 7 2007, 18:30:42 UTC

I think we all have a Fair sense of humor, somewhere.

kemis March 7 2007, 17:50:41 UTC

Angeal stared down at the boy kneeling on the practice mat and breathing heavily. "So, tell me, Soldier, are you Fair only by name?" Angeal taunted him.

The boy found the energy to scowl angrily at him, purple eyes flashing. "Stop it with the name jokes already. I hate it."

"Afraid you have no right to demand anything, Private Major." Angeal threw Zack's sword back at him. "Beat me once, Cherry Fairy, and I'll drop the jokes." He smirked at his pupil. "It would be only... Fair, don't you think?"

The boy picked up the sword with a growl and attacked him again. Just as Angeal knew he would.

chofi March 7 2007, 18:29:53 UTC

...I think I'll be stealing "Cherry Fairy" for my own nefarious purposes.

kemis March 7 2007, 18:40:49 UTC

*giggles* Feel free to. Bad as I am with military slang, it wasn't easy to come up with that one.XD

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