ZOMG!!!!!!!!11!1one - It's a PUN FEST!

[kemis]

*squees loudly in fangirlish glee*

Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!

Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.

So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*

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ETA: Okay! In the wake of the news, it's our duty as fangirls to come up with as many jokes, puns and double-

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[kemis]

...OMG! So good! *gives you loads of cookies*

"Zack, put me down right now!" Cloud ordered from the very undignified position he was being carried around in through the offices. "Be fair!"

"Of course I'm Fair!" He couldn't see Zack's grin, thrown as he was over his shoulder, but he could -hear it-. "Wanna see my ID?"

Sephiroth rolled his eyes at the horribly bad pun, and heard Cloud's groan echo his sentiment. "Will you ever give those jokes a rest, Zack? They got old years ago."

"Nope!" A loud snicker. "It wouldn't be fair!"

The snicker turned into a squeal when Cloud, fed up with the cheesy puns, reached out for Zack's sides and tickled him mercilessly. "I'll show you fair!" It wasn't long before they ended up both to the ground in front of the General's desk in a tickle match.

Sephiroth sighed. Life was not fair indeed.

[forgottenlover]

Aeris barely let him get in the doorway before she had snatched up his wrist and wheeled him around to start dragging him unprotesting off down the street. "Aeris, where are we going?"

"There's a fair in town and I absolutely have to see it." She flashed him a grin and looped her arm around his. "And that means I need an escort."

"Now, see, I could have sworn we kept those sorts of things to being in pri-ack. Okay, okay! Stop swatting me!"

[kemis]

To say that walking in their apartment to find a wildly laughing Zack hiding behind the couch and a mostly-naked, towel-clad and very pissed off Cloud throwing random objects at him was surprising would have been a lie on Sephiroth's part. But it was unexpected.

"I won't be able to wash in the communal showers for at least a month!" Cloud screamed. A lamp was chucked at Zack's head

Zack ducked by less than a inch, eyes watering from laughing so hard, and the lamp crashed against the wall. "Spike, I swear I didn't know it was permanent ink! I swear!"

"You did it on purpose, you asshole!" A heavy, rare book was about to follow after the lamp, so Sephiroth stepped in and took it out of Cloud's hand

[forgottenlover]

"Really Fair, don't you know the only thing in your life that will ever be fair is you? Certainly nothing to do with me, thankfully." Tisking, he made sure the speciman was well contained before the sedatives wore back off, a little smirk lingering on his face.

[kemis]

So much win! *mourns the lack of room for a Hojo icon*

Hojo stopped the drones carrying the stretcher out of the reactor with a gesture, hovering over the barely conscious Fair boy. He could see the flash of recognition and understanding in his half-shut eyes.

"Life might have once been fair for you, boy, but never again from now on," he commented, leaning down on him, his glasses gleaming in the green mako light. "Science is not fair, and neither am I."

He gestured again at the drones, and soon they disappeared out of the reactor to his lab, the boy's horrified eyes never leaving his. The doctor lifted the binder with his new specimen's file and penned out his surname, humming satisfied.

[forgottenlover]

(Okay, that was an awesome explaination for his having no last name in that file. DAMN YOU. ::coughs and tries to figure another one out::)

"This isn't a fair world, so if you would stop, then I would be much obliged." The glare that followed the words was chilly, and the blond moved one of his hands to pet the Dark Nation's scruff.

"Nah, it's not a Fair world. I mean, that's what you Shinra folks are for." He flashed him a grin. "If the world belonged to me, I would totally have today be a vacation."

[kemis]

(It took me ages to come up with a good enough Hojo pun to up yours.XD)

Zack shook his head with a playful glare from where he was bound to the headboard. "Soldier-proof handcuffed. You're not fair."

Rufus smirked, crawling over to him. "Of course I'm not. I'm Shinra. I'll leave being Fair to you."

Zack sucked in a sharp breath as pale, cold hands started o unfasten his pants. "What was... absolutely cheesy. Bad Rufus."

The blond's smile was almost sheepish for Shinra High&Mighty standards. "I might be spending too much time with Reno, lately." A raised eyebrow. "And he's not Fair at all."

Zack let out a noise that was half-laughter and half-moan. "Rufus, shut up and kiss me."

[forgottenlover]

He sighed and figured out how to get the blond moving, dead or not. "Sorry for this Spike. The least I can do is give you a fair chance, eh?"

He didn't need to breathe, but he still took a deep breath before stepping into the other form, promptly losing himself. For the most part. He wasn't going to be Fair anymore apparently, but he certainly tried.