ZOMG!!!!!!!!11!1one - It's a PUN FEST!

[kemis]

*squees loudly in fangirlish glee*

Zack finally has a Squeenix-given official surname!

Zack Fair, from 'fair weather', as opposed to Cloud Strife.

So corny! So FREAKING fitting! *squees more and bows to worship the Nomura God*

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ETA: Okay! In the wake of the news, it's our duty as fangirls to come up with as many jokes, puns and double-

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[chofi]

"Hey! Fairy!"

Zack sighed. "Oh, real original. Like that wasn't my name during BT."

Angeal nearly gagged. "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Soldier, don't they have running water up in Icicle?"

"Yeah," Zack said, "But not when the fucking pipes freeze over."

"Fair, you're foul. Clean yourself off for all our sakes."

[kemis]

*snickers* See, that's why we have to come up with jokes and puns! By 18 Zack must have heard them all through childhood and the army, so we must be ready too.

The second one is priceless! XD *gives you cookies*

[chofi]

"You cheated."

"Unorthodox strategy is not cheating."

"You cheated, and I caught you, Zack, so it wasn't even good cheating."

"I was not cheating! I was being totally fair! And Fair--"

"Fair is the only way your are, yeah, yeah. I think we should go back to calling you 'Fairy'."

[chofi]

It was really, really stupid to be so damn scared. But fuck, here he was, scared. Zack took a breath. Here we go. "Sirs? Permission to speak freely?"

Angeal and Sephiroth glanced at each other. Sephiroth nodded.

"I... can't help noticing that you're--" Don't say "checking out". Don't say "checking out". "--you've been observing me." Zack swallowed. "I just wanted to know the reasons for your sudden interest--" Fuck! Fuck! Bad Zack! Don't let them know about that until they give you a sign! "--in me

[animekittysama]

Please pardon me while I squee over love for my OT3. X3 ♥♥♥

[chofi]

It had to be thrown in somewhere.

[animekittysama]

It needs to be thrown in as many places as possible, but that's just my opinion.

And I figured what must be driving me to love these jokes so much...

I have a Fair sense of humor. *bricked*

[chofi]

I think we all have a Fair sense of humor, somewhere.

[kemis]

Angeal stared down at the boy kneeling on the practice mat and breathing heavily. "So, tell me, Soldier, are you Fair only by name?" Angeal taunted him.

The boy found the energy to scowl angrily at him, purple eyes flashing. "Stop it with the name jokes already. I hate it."

"Afraid you have no right to demand anything, Private Major." Angeal threw Zack's sword back at him. "Beat me once, Cherry Fairy, and I'll drop the jokes." He smirked at his pupil. "It would be only... Fair, don't you think?"

The boy picked up the sword with a growl and attacked him again. Just as Angeal knew he would.

[chofi]

...I think I'll be stealing "Cherry Fairy" for my own nefarious purposes.

[kemis]

*giggles* Feel free to. Bad as I am with military slang, it wasn't easy to come up with that one.XD

[chofi]

"Now you see why I didn't give you my real last name."

Aeris smiled. "I think 'Fair' is cute. Kind of like 'fairy'."

Zack scowled. "And that's the problem. I can't have a totally badass Soldier persona if I've got a last name like that. Zackary Donovan. That sounds badass. Zackary Fair sounds like I should be on a kid's show."

"Where'd you come up with Donovan, anyhow?"

"Oh, that's my middle name. Utter waste of badassitude, if you ask me."

"Zackary Donovan Fair has a nice ring to it." Aeris bit her lip. "Maybe not as much as Zackary Donovan Fair-Gainsborough, but that's also a bit of a mouthfull."

"Well, nothing wrong with Aeris Fair, you know."

[kemis]

....So. Much. Badass Win.

[chofi]

My Zack tends to worry about appearances. (Hey, he's a teenage boy, they tend to do that.) He must be t3h badass. "Dark warrior" vs. "fair". No contest.

[animekittysama]

Oh, I love that one! That's the stance I've taken for a full name as well. X3

[chofi]

And it's a glorious, glorious crutch. You can't keep good fanon down, Squeenix!