oniboots!

[kelufeng]

Do not let me visit San Francisco alone! Come see nonhuman and me! If you are not there I will be despondent and sad.

Besides, I already decided on your present, and if you don't come I'll pitch it off the Bay Bridge. :p

Comments

[nonhuman]

It'd be easier to toss it off the Golden Gate. I don't think you're allowed to walk across the Bay, and it'd be hard to throw it far enough from a car.

[nonhuman]

But yeah, you better come oniboots!