An Open Letter to the Bee that Stung Me This Morning on the Elevator

[kelleah]

Dear Bee,

Ha-Ha!  I'm glad your dead.  And I hope it was a long and excruciatingly painful death.  You ruined a 30-year streak, you ass.  Yeah, that's right.  I've never been stung by a bee before.  And now my shoulder's sore, and there's a huge red welt where my bra strap would normally be sitting.

You suck.  I made it through years of camping,

Comments

[jacklemmon]

I say a pox on thee and all your honeycomb.
LMAO. I think that's one of the funniest sentences I have ever read. Ever.

This entry pwns.

[littlebreeze]

That was exactly what I was going to type

"I say a pox on thee and all your honeycomb"

Hilarious!