Jerker or Pecker?

[keker]

Rabbijeffty informs me that LJ spell check thinks that I'm spelled wrong, and instead of Keker, I should be Jerker or Pecker and Microsoft spell check always wants me to change my initials from CCK to COCK. I sense a theme in here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Well I could, but someone will have to buy me dinner first

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The cheese? Or the mouse in the Aristocats?

[rabbijeffty]

Roquefort. Not a good synonym for me, I think. Bigfoot, on the other hand...well, I'm shockingly non-hirsute, but I suppose that my feet are non-petite :-) Still, I don't see how the spell checker decided that someone typing "rabbijeffty" really meant to type "bigfoot". Is "reabbreviate" really a word? And what the heck is "rubicund"?

BTW, travertine, if I remember correctly from my geology class (and it's entirely possible that I don't) is a white rock. Joey, do you feel like a white rock?

Mmmmm...apple fritterer

[fridabrow]

Really, there are so few fruit dealers left in the world, and the ones that are left are probably very rarely referred to as "fruiterers".