Title: Operation [Personal Hamachan]
Pairing: Hamanaka Bunichi x Hamada Takahiro
Safety level: 100%
Summary: Bunichi liked Hamachan for a long while and intends to make Hamachan his own
Disclaimer: None of the characters are mine, nothing of the story is proven to be true
Operation [Personal Hamachan]
Plan A: Take by force
When a chance appears, lift Hamachan and run to safety.
Plan B: Trade
Kidnap Daichi and Akito and trade with Junta for Hamachan.
Plan C: Use a trap
Say you have to show him something and then lock him up.
Plan D: Clone
Steal some DNA and wait until human cloning is done normally.
Plan E: Confess
If all else fails, just confess.
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Bunichi ran off to their dressing room. No one was there, of course, because Bunichi came here today especially for this.
In about half an hour Daichi could appear. And Akito along with him.
Plan B: Trade
Kidnap Daichi and Akito and trade with Junta for Hamachan.
This time he had to do it right.
Only a couple of minutes later the door slowely opened with a creak.
Bunichi panicked. What if its Hamachan at the door.
He had to think of something to tell him, because why would Bunichi be in their dressing room.
Looking around cluelessly he hadn't notice that right in front of him Daichi was looking amused.
"Hamachan doesnt live here you know" Daichi said.
"AH~!. . .Daichi!"
Bunichi ran towards the younger boy and tried to drag him by his arm when Akito came in.
"AAAAH~! Akito! Wait!"
Also grabbing the other boys arm, this plan was going good.
As quiet as possible he sneaked through the hallways with the two boys chatting and laughing non-stop on either of his arms.
He opened the wardrobe and installed each of the boys on a chair.
Then he turned around to lock the door.
. . .
But he didn't have the key.
And the door was closed.
"noooooooo" Bunichi whined softly.
Akito who noticed the nervous expression on Bunichis face came up to him.
"What's wrong?"
"We're stuck" Bunichi replied shyly.
"STUCK!?" Daichi shouted from the corner of the room.
"I'll aks Hamachan to get the key then"
Half an hour later there was rumbling at the door and the three were set free.
Dramatically Akito and Daichi started pretending they hadn't seen daylight in years.
"Hamachan! You're still alive! I missed you so much!" Akito exclaimed
"Last time I saw the sun the dodos were still alive" Daichi continued.
Through all the commotion Hamachan managed to ask why they were in there in the first place.
"Actually, I don't know" Akito said.
"Bunichi said we had to go there" Daichi explained.
Of course, Bunichi by that time was solely eating his heart out in Veterans now full dressing room.