Miesuita FOOMU no zetsubou de karamawaru kokoro ga RUUPU shita

[keikokoro]

I have been given an... infant. Or rather two. I'm not sure which one is the more annoying though. Probably the bigger one.

I don't want this.

I really don't want this.

I don't like infants.

Comments

[melody_arm]

My sides hurt from laughing too much.

[keikokoro]

...when father arrives I'll be sure to inform him that it is real and that it is yours.

[melody_arm]

.....

You wouldn't lie to your own father.

[keikokoro]

Are you certain of that?

[firecrackerart]

and you left them both alone while you went to school

[keikokoro]

I assumed one of them was old enough to think on his own. Apparently I was wrong, infant.

[firecrackerart]

it stayed quiet all morning didn't it

[keikokoro]

I though both made noice as hell.

[zeiten_zwei]

....Bounce them?

[keikokoro]

I don't like them. One is too big to bounce... unless I bounce him out the window.

[zeiten_zwei]

Bounce the big one out the window into a garbage truck where he belongs. Bounce the little one on your knee.

[keikokoro]

Extremely tempting.