The universe needs to level me out or something...

Apr 04, 2008 09:53

REALLY GOOD! REALLY BAD! D ( Read more... )

life, fish

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awriter April 4 2008, 17:23:56 UTC
. I go three more steps before I look down and see that the black traveler lid on my coffee cup? Is COVERED in bird shit.

*SPUTTER* AW, MAN. It sounds suspiciously like it was aiming.

I hope James feels better soon. Poor guy.

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fenmere April 4 2008, 17:40:01 UTC
That's like when a crow shat on me, completely covering my should, and when I looked up to see where the crap had come from, he wiggled his butt at me and laughed.

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awriter April 4 2008, 19:03:27 UTC
*chokes* XD

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Starlings are evil, man mcjulie April 4 2008, 18:28:10 UTC
They like to eat the cat food we leave on the back porch for our catch-spay-release alley cats. The cats are afraid of them. They are noisy, scoldy birds and if the food isn't there they get pissy about it.

Well, the cats get kind of pissy too, but when cats do it, it's cute. They meow, and they jump from the porch to the railing and stare meaningfully through the window at me with their beautiful glowy green eyes and then when they make eye contact they jump down again. And I go, "aww! have some tuna!"

The starlings sit on the powerline screeching. The cats try to charm me into giving them food, the starlings, I swear, are trying to intimidate me.

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harriet_m_welsh April 4 2008, 19:40:47 UTC
I'm sorry I laughed!

But hey, at least it didn't shit in your hair!

At least you noticed it happen and didn't take a big ol DRINK to find out about it!

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kehrli April 5 2008, 02:57:22 UTC
Laughter is probably the only proper response to somebody showing up and explaining that a bird just target bombed their drink. XD

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steppinrazor April 5 2008, 04:23:14 UTC
Yay James!

Boo starlings! (Even though that did make me giggle).

And yay you for saving James! =D Sadfish isn't sad anymore.

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