"History" according to some students..

[keh_loves_blood]

Found this on another LJ and thought it was funny...you may have seen it already, but I'm still posting it!

• Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
  
  
• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the

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[hoowee]

Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.

awww... it should have read "...and was cannibalised by Bernard Shaw." would have made so much more sense what with her being burnt to a steak and all. >:D