Comments | keepshappening: Dave: Use [text] while on [video] like this is some kind of puppet pornchat. (also backdate it)

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Dave: Use [text] while on [video] like this is some kind of puppet pornchat. (also backdate it)

Jan 26, 2011 09:54

[OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS no hey calm down now. It's just another doll. Dave pulls it away from the lens, muttering something about "yeah, okay, cool, photobombing me, whatever".

The ventriloquists' dummy takes a set behind Dave, watching the screen with an unsettling ogle over his shoulder while the boy types. Yes, still typing, vlogs blow.]
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every event is bro, puppets are awesome, event, too cool for photoshop

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terrierfancy January 26 2011, 23:06:41 UTC

> You have no fucking idea what you just watched, but now you're paranoid about freaky dolls with sunglasses.

Though you have to admit, both the PUPPET and the SHADES seemed kind of COOL for some reason.

Like maybe in another life you would have STOLE THEM AFTER MURDERING SOMEONE'S BRO or something.

keepshappening January 28 2011, 17:21:11 UTC

> You have no fucking idea if Slick even posted here or not, but you don't really care and are going to reply anyway.

You ABSCOND to safety, but how long that will last is still an uncertainty. Thankfully, you still have your ISHADES, because what else would a kid afraid for his life do with his time other than the internet?

Nothing, that's what.

yo

terrierfancy January 28 2011, 19:36:39 UTC

You honestly wouldn't be surprised if your MUNDANE didn't know she could reply to the post, but she did anyway for PERSONAL AMUSEMENT.

You decide to reply to this kid anyways because apparently he's still alive.

hey kid
you should probably get that shoulder checked

Not that you would, but then again you still haven't seen anyone for your ARM or your HEAD INJURY from a certain fucking GIANT ROBOT. So you probably shouldn't be the one advising someone else to look for anything healthcare related ever.

looks like that doll kicked your ass before
better watch yourself
or did you kill it

keepshappening January 28 2011, 21:03:21 UTC

who the hell do you think i am
i killed the shit out of it
obviously

You did not, in fact, kill the shit out of anything, especially not something that looks kind of like your BRO. On top of that, the CHEAP PIECE OF SHIT that stabbed you is still right where CALBRO left it. You are not looking forward to addressing that problem, so you expertly AVOID THE SUBJECT.

i got surprised
no asskicking involved
his flash stepping was pretty weak actually

text kindly_done January 28 2011, 04:37:54 UTC

whats that thing??

[it is just straight up the ugliest thing Jack has ever seen.]

text keepshappening January 28 2011, 17:14:27 UTC

its fucking cal
back from the dead to kick some ass
all the wrong ass

[don't be silly jack, brocal is so cool, you dont even know man]

text kindly_done January 29 2011, 03:59:02 UTC

it just stabbed you

shouldn't you

Do something?

turn4bout January 28 2011, 15:36:57 UTC

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1S TH1S YOU
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keepshappening January 28 2011, 17:10:57 UTC

that looks like shit
are you helping me or the puppet there

turn4bout January 29 2011, 04:46:30 UTC

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