Stories from the Book Store

[keeperofthecats]

Sometimes I wonder if I am not actually saying the words that seem to be coming out of my mouth. How, when we tell someone that only the first two books in a series (Twilight or Eragon) that they will then follow up with the question, is the (next book in series) in paperback

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[theferret]

This makes me cry a little inside. People make me worry.

[melodiccadenza]

I could not have handled that without making her look like a fool. Not that she needed any help, but my brain would have high-tailed it out of there when she asked what Twilight was.

This is why they don't let me talk to customers in the bindery.

[keeperofthecats]

Sometimes we have to bite our tongues so hard there's almost blood. Like the time someone asked wildelover what she thought of The Secret. She could barely contain herself, then he asked, no, really, what do you think of it? It's bullsh*t, she burst out, only a little more pc.