HELP!

[kc_risenphoenix]

LOL... Okay I need some help...

1) Worst Date: Tell me a story of a really bad one...

(maybe a date that today you can finally look back and laugh but it sure wasn't funny at the time? Or not)

2) You've just had a BAD evening and you want a cocktail or shot or something that will help you deal with it immediately. What would you have?

Comments

[mijan]

I've never had a bad date. But I could sure fabricate a story. Which of the following categories:
1. There's something wrong with the actual person you're with (turns out to be a racist, a bigot, a religious nut, a lunatic, or a general asshole of some sort).
2. The person you're with develops some sort of problem (personal, medical, family) that ruins the date, even though it wasn't that person's fault.
3. Someone else entirely interferes with the date - interloper.
4. Something happens to "you" personally.
5. Something else?

And if I need booze to deal with something or forget about a bad evening, the answer is BOURBON. The answer is ALWAYS BOURBON. If you need a brand, Knob Creek is never a bad answer.

[kc_risenphoenix]

These are great...

...but you've never had a bad date? Not once...

God, I had a one-night stand with a man who started telling me about the men he'd killed in Vietnam... That was downright scarey!

[clevermanka]

I never really dated, so don't have any horrible bad date stories to tell.

I got lotsa shitty days, though. How to recover from a shitty day? My best recommendations: WINE and PORN.

Hell, wine and porn at the end of a good day works, too.

[telemann]

1) Worst Date: Tell me a story of a really bad one...

Was going to take a guy out to dinner, we were driving and he asked where we were going, and I said it was going to be a surprise. He kept asking and I was sort of kidding around, and then he screamed out at the top of his lungs "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TAKING ME?"

I turned around and took him home immediately.

2. Johnny Walker with ginger ale.

[clmiles]

I guess the worst date I went on was with a guy who all he could talk about was his ex-girlfriend, just went on and on and on about her, it was pretty damn obvious he wasn't over her, and it was pretty damn awkward and pretty damn boring date. I asked him to take me home, and that was the end of that.

Favourite cocktail: Malibu Rum and diet coke

[valarltd]

Wendy's. Conan the Destroyer. At the Dollar cinema. And he made me walk off the curb because I was 3 inches taller.