And KEITH sent out a profit into the land. And that profit's name was CJ OF MOORPARK and CJ OF MOORPARK did spread the word of KEITH. And did proclaim that the 5th day was the holiest of days. And CJ OF MOORPARK shall hold in contempt those that do not keep this holiest of days. And when CJ OF MOORPARK shall hold one in contempt, so shall KEITH. And KEITH's will shall be spread throughout the land. And when all in the land behold the glory of KEITH's work they shall be glad, and shall partake in shots, for those be the sacred drink of KEITH. And then the children shall dance and sing, and the bitches will lie down with the bros. And give them head. So sayeth CJ OF MOORPARK, who spreads the will of KEITH.
And then Paul didst travel long a distance to hear this proclamation, and it was GOOD. And Paul didst fornicate with a beautiful woman, and it was GOOD. And so, in this fashion, Paul begat Abraham, Arnold, Furquat, Terrence, and Jose. And so, in this fashion, Paul also begat Manolita, Britney, Carrie, Kate, Jennifer, and Nancy. It was after the 11th child that Paul didst have his tubes tied. And so, Paul didst fornicate all day long, without begatting any more brats, and it was GOOD.
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