My 10-year-old self is so jealous--hell, so's my 28-year-old self.

[kbot79]

Some brilliant dude bought Showbiz Pizza robots and re-programmed them to sing this. Prepare to laugh, scream or both.

Comments

[whitefire]

Well, I know what I'm doing once I make my first million!

Also, how fucking moronic was that song?

[kbot79]

Yeah--they could have done better, I think. The Barney video came close to perfection.

But still, seeing that gorilla, rat cheerleader, and 2 sloth-like creatures with the 70's logo brought back a terrifying (later hilarious) chapter of my youth. God, the pizza was awful, too.

[kbot79]

Wait. I just looked again and I GUESS they're supposed to be a dog and a bear? *Shudder*

[whitefire]

There's no way that is a bear, is it? That is the most Gorilla-y bear I've ever seen.

Also, if you want to see something really disturbing, check this link out (Kinda nsfw):

http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-Pussy-Foot-P2958.aspx

Please tell me that David Cronemburg didn't design this.