I'm watching Pres. Bush on CNN right now and he's talking about the relief effort, etc (even though I don't know why he's not down there yet) but most of his little speech is about the fucking oil. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not an idiot and I know oil is important but aren't people dying...or is that just a rumor! I'm pretty confident that ( Read more... )

Last one...I promise. I just want to say I love you all and I'm praying for you and your families.

Oh my god, I can't stop. I think I'm going crazy. Anyone else feel the same? I'm gonna have to drink till I pass out.

I love New Orleans, I love New Orleans, I love New Orleans...I don't want to miss New Orleans ( Read more... )

Thurday night I worked 10 hours, Friday night 9 hours, Saturday night 11 hours, and Sunday night 10 1/2 hours. That's a 40 hour work week in 4 days all at night in a bar full of dirty old men. Sometimes I hate my life...although Sean Penn came in and drank Chopin and tonic with Vince Vaugn, who was drinking rum and coke, while Jason Patric ( Read more... )

Oh My God...I don't know what to say. I can't believe you did that. It was delivered to my email.

OK, just saw "The Aristocrats" and I really want to hear Matt and Preston's version. Boys, you better go to thearistocrats.com and post your own version and then record it yourself and send me a copy.

Where would my life be without 'Raid'? I am grateful for the small things that when it matters are not so small...Why can't all the roaches just die? Sorry, lousy post.

First words i heard out of Madison's mouth this morning were "You asshole." Anyone else wake up in a similiar manner? How did everyone wake up this morning?

Speaking of elephants...did you guys hear about Nichole Richie wanting to have elephant rides at her wedding?!! I mean give me a fucking break...when does the world tell these people they're insane...(don't anyone dare write back about how awesome it would be to have elephant rides at your wedding, graduation, bar mitzvah, etc.)