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[kazzman]

Some questions have deeply divided our society, such as whether or not cloning is ethical. Scientists and ethicists have wrestled with this question for some time and remain divided. Forunately for you and I, however, we have the definitive scientific authority, a Teenzine guide to the New Testament. That right, we're busting out Revolve,

Comments

[stephaniep]

Karl! I have missed Revolve so much. It makes me giggle.

And it helped me solve that nagging question of what the Bible has to say about girls making the first move!!!

Thanks!

[vyncentvega]

"Cloning is a pretty sticky situation."

Yeah uh, since when is a branch of research a "situation?"

"Sir, we've managed to clone a human!"
"What a wonderful triumph of situation!"

"The jury finds you guilty of murdering your own clone."
"You fools! It was only a situation! It wasn't human!"

"And Miss USA is...Dolly! Named after the animal which inspired the research leading to her own creation!"
(nudge) "Damn, check that out; that's an excellent situation."

(Bonus points for getting the reference on the last one.)

[kazzman]

Hmm... no bonus points for me, but it sure seems to resemble something I'd expect from Douglas Adams. (How's THAT for hedging a bet?)

[vyncentvega]

Dane Cook (second bullet under "Sex")

[kazzman]

not just bedrooms and motel rooms, mind you; also bathrooms, study rooms, telephone booths, cars, kitchen counters, hardwood floors, classrooms, etc.

[kazzman]

Hahaha, I see I left myself logged into someone's computer, for I did not type that comment (but it raises 7 good points).... ;-)