≈ Five [audio, english as usual]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[There's some small metallic popping sounds followed by some paper being shuffled, Roll is up to something and she sounds pleased with herself too.]So, um. I had an idea for something, so I thought I should ask people on the communication device if they'd be interested in this so

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I never said I wanted this, Kid.

[He's only teasing. He really doesn't mind.]<

Buuuut... if yer offerin', I guess I'll take ya' up on it.

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[kazeyotsutaete]

You don't get a choice in this anyway, Jinx.

[And there's that metal popping sound, Roll's cracking her knuckles, and then the paper being shuffled followed by a moment of quiet from Roll.]

... And I'm probably under estimating how long it'd take me to clean up your room, you know.

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I'm th' one with th' key ta' my room, so I think I am.

[The way he knuckles pop sound a bit like Bass? No, can't be.]<

Won't take long. I rarely use th' shower room.

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[kazeyotsutaete]

... The doors lock?

[SO NAIVE ROLL, SO NAIVE.]

You don't shower.

[alittlegreedy]

... You offering this for free?

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[kazeyotsutaete]

Pretty much yeah.

Anything I'd want I can probably find on deck twelve so asking for stuff would be silly, you know?

[audio]

[alittlegreedy]

Well, I dunno 'bout that..

But sure, why not? I'll take you up on it.

[audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[Anything untoward there goes right over her head, Greed.]

Okay, name and room number and what day would you like me to come by to clean?

[Voice]

[littlelegend]

You'd clean up my room for free?

Are you being punished?

[Voice]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Yep.

... and no, cleaning is what I'm made to do!

[Voice]

[littlelegend]

Oh. [Oh yeah, she's a robot or something.]

...and you wanna do it? [Because that is absolutely incomprehensible to him.]

[Voice]

[kazeyotsutaete]

I'm a housekeeping robot, so yes?

[Goten being so shocked by this fact is incomprehensible to her.]

[pimp_hat]

Girliemon, joo must be bored outta joor mind if joo be willin' to do dis.

[Not that he's complaining.]

[kazeyotsutaete]

Not really bored just... trying to help in my own way?

[pimp_hat]

If dat be whatchu wanna do den who be I to refuse da offah. My room could use a good cleanin'.

[What with the liquor bottles, scraps of cloth, used bandages, and other litter cluttered throughout the room.]

[kazeyotsutaete]

[It cannot be as bad as Jinx's room, nothing can be as bad as that.]

Alright then, Mister! Name, room and deck number please? A whatever day you'd like me to stop by on.

Oh, right... My name's Roll, by the way.

[rocklikerunaway]

You can wash clothes?

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[kazeyotsutaete]

Yep! Washing clothes, sheets, dishes. If it can be cleaned I probably know a way to clean it up.

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[rocklikerunaway]

I got some stuff that needs washing. Proper washing.

[Yes, Toph does hand-wash most of her own stuff. Badly. What are washing machines?]

You know how to get blood out? I got some on my headband.

I'm Toph. Are you new?

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[kazeyotsutaete]

I can do that.

... [DAMMIT BOAT, blood isn't something Roll has a lot of experience with but she knows how to clean it.]

[sighs] I'm guessing it's dried blood? I know a few ways depending on how big the stain is and such.

I'm Roll and I've been here a few weeks, so I'm kind of new?