FLASHBACK!

Oct 30, 2007 17:36

I was looking through my old writing folder (circa 2000-2001) planning to post some ancient poetry, but it all made me laugh really hard and then cry a bit, so I don't think I shall.

But here are some excerpts from a document titles "sex blurbs.wpd"

Behold, the pithy shallow blurtings of the juvenile Kayliesaur. I'm so CLEVER, people. Clever McCleverson on toast for reals. )

writing, notebook transcription

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html fail :P captain_bookcat October 30 2007, 23:20:34 UTC
BWAHA! XD

well, I'm amused. ^_^

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Re: html fail :P kayliemalinza October 31 2007, 01:43:02 UTC
That's 'cause I didn't show you the serious stuff. >> You know, the "I love you so much your touch is like, um, frozen butter" stuff.

I'm so surprised at how much I wrote about angels and coldness, because I don't remember ever liking angel lore that much. Maybe it's because my best friend at the time really liked them? The coldness thing has me completely stumped, because I seriously doubt I ever felt cold, growing up where I did.

Also, dolphins. WTH??

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Re: html fail :P captain_bookcat October 31 2007, 03:20:47 UTC
wow. :D

we just had a semi-huge earthquake here. WHOA. freaky.

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Re: html fail :P kayliemalinza October 31 2007, 12:29:42 UTC
aaaaah, earthquake! If you fall in love with an older man, remember: it's just the spores.

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russianmissile October 31 2007, 04:26:25 UTC
And what exactly has changed? :-p jk...but seriously, I wanna see what you wrote about Communism

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kayliemalinza October 31 2007, 11:57:23 UTC
Well, I only posted the stuff I intended to be funny, so it wasn't that different, I guess. >>

the communism thing is so retarded, tho

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lostwiginity October 31 2007, 11:22:07 UTC
Favorite Three Words In This Entry = "You bonded, alright."
Perfectly idiomatic, sarcastic, and mockingly condescending too, I feel. I like people who talk like that, because it's a welcome challenge to answer wittily.

When I was five, I wrote a book (and I say book because I actually made a hardcover for the few pages I wrote) about a dragon and and elephant falling in love. It had almost no plot but lots of drawings of dragons, elephants and baby dragophants.

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kayliemalinza November 1 2007, 16:32:45 UTC
::winsome sigh::

I want to collect the Early Cupcake. I shall be an Early Cupcake collector. >>

Her later works are exquisite, of course, but there is nothing so thrilling as the boundless leaps of imagination characteristic of her neophyte stage.

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xarisbanana November 7 2007, 01:20:25 UTC
“Then tell me, who or what is ‘easy’?”
“I don’t know. I heard you were.” -->> I loved those lines!!! Ha ha!

I also like the water running on ice image...

So why'd you stop writing about them things?

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kayliemalinza November 7 2007, 01:48:16 UTC
"So why'd you stop writing about them things?"

Because they're stupid.

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