I was looking through my old writing folder (circa 2000-2001) planning to post some ancient poetry, but it all made me laugh really hard and then cry a bit, so I don't think I shall.
But here are some excerpts from a document titles "sex blurbs.wpd"
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Behold, the pithy shallow blurtings of the juvenile Kayliesaur. I'm so CLEVER, people. Clever McCleverson on toast for reals. )
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well, I'm amused. ^_^
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I'm so surprised at how much I wrote about angels and coldness, because I don't remember ever liking angel lore that much. Maybe it's because my best friend at the time really liked them? The coldness thing has me completely stumped, because I seriously doubt I ever felt cold, growing up where I did.
Also, dolphins. WTH??
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we just had a semi-huge earthquake here. WHOA. freaky.
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the communism thing is so retarded, tho
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Perfectly idiomatic, sarcastic, and mockingly condescending too, I feel. I like people who talk like that, because it's a welcome challenge to answer wittily.
When I was five, I wrote a book (and I say book because I actually made a hardcover for the few pages I wrote) about a dragon and and elephant falling in love. It had almost no plot but lots of drawings of dragons, elephants and baby dragophants.
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I want to collect the Early Cupcake. I shall be an Early Cupcake collector. >>
Her later works are exquisite, of course, but there is nothing so thrilling as the boundless leaps of imagination characteristic of her neophyte stage.
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“I don’t know. I heard you were.” -->> I loved those lines!!! Ha ha!
I also like the water running on ice image...
So why'd you stop writing about them things?
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Because they're stupid.
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