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[kayliemalinza]

So when you guys told me to write more of my OFCs,* you meant all in the same fic, right? ...right?

P.S. This is for the "Pike babysits Joanna" prompt from leftarrow.

P.P.S. It's official: Chris Pike can never be happy.

* "You guys" meaning the, like, 4 people who actually read and comment on my fic.

Comments

[order_of_chaos]

I am not convinced that that much awesomeness can exist in the same place without the universe exploding* or something**. You may have to prove it. (I have not, iirc, actually told you to write more of your OFCs, but I've thought it. Just ask my computer monitor.)

* If the universe does explode? All your fault.

** Temporal paradoxes, mysterious disappearances of eyebrows, and other unexpected phenomena

[kayliemalinza]

CHAOS!

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN SO LONG!

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!

*clasps to bosom*

[order_of_chaos]

*performs best boa-constrictor impersonation*

Rumours of my demise have been slightly exaggerated. OR HAVE THEY? If New Zealand is quarantined within the next few weeks due to an infestation of zombie sheep, you might consider writing me memorial crackfic. With iguanas.

[kayliemalinza]

Consider it considered. Shall I include praise of your mercy in infesting only sheep, or do you have more sinister motives?

[rubynye]

*eagerly awaits*