Every week I'm worried my luck is going to run out with this....

[kayliemalinza]

I have to leave for work in 20 minutes. I'm still tired and cranky from yesterday. The only coffee I've had was half a cup of the grainy dregs. Probably won't be back until 1am.

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The Drabble Fairy writes pity fic, right?

From TFLN:

He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it awayFor some reason this is screaming

Comments

God help me. What have you done to me?

[rubynye]

"And he was such a tease," Jenny wailed, still babbling about some Vulcan she'd met at the previous night's shindig and taken a liking to.

Lenore rolled her eyes, again, and sighed, again. "How, exactly, was the poor man a tease? Did he refuse to let you violate his personal space and all intercultural ethics just because you've got itchy britches?"

Jenny brayed a laugh, and Lenore did not watch her roll over on her bed, wearing only little blue panties. "Oh, no, he let me violate his personal space, all right. God, what a kisser. Like a drink of hot spiced tea." Lenore snorted, because Jen Kirk would find a way to seduce a Vulcan, and wondered why she was bitching, right up until Jenny told her. "He even pulled out his dick -- lovely big thing, tasty shade of green -- and let me touch it, then froze up and put it away!"

"What?" Lenore gives up and turns around.

"I know! He stammered something about 'sensation' and 'overload' and 'emotional feedback', zipped up and ran out of there! God, I was so frustrated I could've melted down

something awesome, obviously

[kayliemalinza]

Oh lolllllll!

He stammered something about 'sensation' and 'overload' and 'emotional feedback'
Oh, I can just imagine. Poor Spock! Poor Jen! Poor Lenore, for having to put up with this nonsense!

I'm definitely going to start using "a drink of hot spiced tea" in everyday conversation now. :P

Thank you so much for writing this for me!

Re: something awesome, obviously

[rubynye]

*grins* You're totally welcome, brighteyes. It just ... popped into my head, boompf.

Re: God help me. What have you done to me?

[petronelle]

Oh, Kirk, darling. What a mess she makes of those nice, calm Vulcans.

<3

::Kramer entrance:: DID SOMEBODY SAY KIRK/SPOCK?

[cirrocumulus]

(Okay, no lie: This is the third time I'm writing this. I somehow managed, not once but twice, to erase everything I'd written in the comment field irreplacably by accidentally hitting the back button on my mouse. TWICE. Perhaps anyone else would take that as a sign that I just shouldn't finish this drabble, but FUCK THE UNIVERSE, OKAY? Anyway.)Spock nuzzled his way up Jim's neck and bit the skin just under his earlobe, making Jim moan into Spock's shoulder. Jim was a big believer in positive reinforcement, which meant he'd been providing a near-constant litany of vocal encouragement to Spock's attentions since-- well, whenever they'd started doing this. Which could possibly be forever. Jim felt like they'd been making out since the beginning of time, as if their first kiss had forged a rift between their previous universe that contained all of their pasts and this new one, which consisted only of this, only them on the edge of Jim's bed

Re: ::Kramer entrance:: DID SOMEBODY SAY KIRK/SPOCK?

[kayliemalinza]

Aww, this was unexpectedly sweet, considering the prompt. I love especially that Jim respected Spock's decision/boundaries-- that's one of my favorite things about their relationship in TOS, that Jim accepts Spock's nature and, as much as a human can, understand it. I mena, I love the Spock/McCoy bickerfest, but sometimes I really just want McCoy to chillax and be more tolerant (of course, other times I just want to point out that, McCoy honey, Spock is playing you like a two-dollar banjo.)

I also like that Spock's actions are quite reasonable here, especially this line: "Such a drastic change in our personal relationship will take longer for me to process mentally than it will for you. We may-- continue where we left off some day soon, certainly; but not today."
It's the good kind of logical, not the strawman that later episodes of TOS (and fandom) often resorted to.

And yesssss, my favorite part of touch-telepathy:
If this continued-- Jim getting turned on by Spock getting turned on by Jim getting turned on-- Jim was pretty sure

Re: ::Kramer entrance:: DID SOMEBODY SAY KIRK/SPOCK?

[cirrocumulus]

Yay, I'm glad you liked it! :) I have an unfortunate tendency to infuse shmoop into everything I write, so I was worried this would be too much on the sweet side with not enough kink for you, lol.

Re: ::Kramer entrance:: DID SOMEBODY SAY KIRK/SPOCK?

[kayliemalinza]

Ahaha, the kind of shmoop that ticks me off isn't something I think you'd ever write. Also I am totally ok with no sex or kink in fic so no worries there.

[captain_bookcat]

ARE YOU STILL TAKING PROMPTS

[kayliemalinza]

YOU ARE SO GREEDY

BUT YES

[captain_bookcat]

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE SURPRISED, AS YOU KNOW I WAS RAISED BY INTERNET-SAVVY MOUNTAIN LIONS

SWEET!

SO: STANDARD CRACKFIC LORE HAS SOMEONE TURNING INTO AN ANIMAL/INANIMATE OBJECT/ETC, AND OTHER PEOPLE EVENTUALLY FIGURE OUT IT'S THEM BECAUSE THE HUMAN PERSON'S MISSING AND THE ANIMAL/OBJECT LOOKS/ACTS LIKE THE PERSON, RIGHT?

ALORS, PROMPT: SOMEONE IS ASSUMED TO HAVE TURNED INTO SOMETHING BUT IN REALITY GOT LOST/KNOCKED OUT/STUCK SOMEWHERE AND THE APPEARANCE OF THAT SUSPICIOUS CAT/LAMP/BIT OF BURNT TOAST IS TOTALLY A COINCIDENCE

Seven months later....

[kayliemalinza]

"How sure are you on this, Mr. Spock?" Chris asks