from TFLN:

[kayliemalinza]

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

I have to go to work now but someone write me Jimfic, please. Just a drabble, that's all I ask. ::woobie eyes::

Comments

*invades*

[captain_bookcat]

\o/

Re: (part two)

[rubynye]

*dances in joy* Oh, this made me WHOOP.

WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN LIKE THAT.

[cirrocumulus]

Uhura realized that keeping her eyes peeled open for such a long time might cause unwarranted damage to her corneas, but at the same time she was convinced that missing a single femtosecond of the sight before her would be considerably more of a tragedy

Re: WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN LIKE THAT.

[kayliemalinza]

WELL I HAD TO ADD THE "MY KINKS ARE OBVIOUS" TAG TO THIS POST.

SO THANKS FOR THAT.

no really... thank you. ;.;

"legs legs legs"
Uhura covering Lady Gaga's body song "Boys Boys Boys", y/n? she could cruelly force Jim to dance for her in a cage

none of the other cadets in the place seemed to notice that James Kirk was, right here and right now, wearing a female cadet uniform that showed off several leagues of leg.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM. NO REALLY.

"In a way I'm surprised, but you do realize this only confirms the suspicions I already had about your lack of dignity," Uhura said in measured tones.
"You're impressed. Don't lie.
yaaaaaay banter! I like how Uhura is VALIANTLY maintaining her composure, and Jim is an appealing ass (oh HO!) as always.

"Well, it's more like I figure that the only way you'll have sex with me is if you can take me down a few pegs in the process--" and oh god, with that smirk his wordchoice can't have been an accident-- "you know, deflate my ego a little bit.O RLY JIM. WELL I DON'T AGREE. THAT IS JUST A

Re: WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN LIKE THAT.

[rubynye]

Amen GLORY HALLELUJAH.

"In a way I'm surprised, but you do realize this only confirms the suspicions I already had about your lack of dignity," Uhura said in measured tones.

I am so proud of her that she could do that under those conditions.