I had an epiphany at work

[kayliemalinza]

You know those pens made out of a clear tube with ripped-up bits of de-circulated dollar bills in them? Looks like thisWell, I want one of those, but I want it to be a dildo. Complete with strap-on

Comments

[possibly_thrice]

I... had never seen that kind of pen before.

*blinks*

*blinks some more*

And... you were calling my poor, frail euphemisms gross? Yes? *SULKS POINTEDLY*

[kayliemalinza]

Well they are awesome pens, and would make even more awesome dildos.

If it makes you feel better, I actually like the organic silo thing.
^^

[possibly_thrice]

Well, yes, but it's the principle of the thing. >| I mean, inflatable pagodas are awesome, too, and yet you were all icked out.

And of course you do. Organic silos are very important to the progress of the world towards an ecologically viable and self-sustaining agricultural system!

[kayliemalinza]

I was icked out by "blue-veined custard chucker!" I mean really.

Also I am biased because I love the word "cock." It's so... direct.

[talulahk]

So happy you asked!!! C;

goodvibes.com will do custom dildos in silicon or can customize it to your specs. They also have Glass artists who can fulfill your request. The y also have an assortment of harnesses, but for a perfect fit...

I would suggest Stormy leather.com: http://www.stormyleather.com/subcatmfgprod.asp?0=289&1=311&2=-1

Then there is Mr & MrS.com....but thats for another day. and kink. ;)

[rubynye]

*jawdrop of astonishment*

[talulahk]

why are you so flommoxed? Its just the chasing of a good orgasm. Isn't that what is one of the BEST things in life - an amazingly good orgasm?

[rubynye]

Custom made dildos! O strange and wondrous world!