Now presenting: tender self-reflection in the epistolary form

[kayliemalinza]

Dear Self

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[order_of_chaos]

Dear Kaylie,

I shall refrain from thinking too hard about what you just wrote.

Sincerely, Chaos.

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Dear Kaylie,

In the unlikely event that you manage to convince yourself to stay away from wikipedia, I suggest using tv tropes as a substitute in order to stave off the inevitable withdrawal symptoms. (I started with the article on Genre Blindness.)

Sincerely, Chaos.

[kayliemalinza]

Dear Chaos,

You can refrain from thinking about this all you want, but I've got my claws in your subconscious. I'm not sorry.

Sincerely,
Kaylie

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Dear Chaos,

Curses! Don't you know that every visit to TV Tropes takes three hours off your life? It's true. My entire evening just disappeared!

Sincerely,
Kaylie

[order_of_chaos]

Dear Kaylie,

Ow, ow, ow, getitoffme, ow!

Sincerely,
Chaos' subconcious.

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Dear Kaylie,

*beams maniacally* Why, yes. Yes, I do know that. Genre blindness to genre savviness, to genre savvy villians, to the Disney villian death of conveniently falling off something so the hero can stay all shiny and heroic. And the fourth wall! And....

Sincerely,
Chaos.

[kelspots]

Oh god....oh god. I should not have checked the flist before going to bed. I can only imagine the dreams that I shall have now. I'm forwarding my therapist's bills to you!

[kayliemalinza]

This comment made me smile. :)

[cirrocumulus]

D:

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[kayliemalinza]

Pain shared is halved. Or maybe it's just dumped wholesale on the other person, idk. Muahaha.

[cirrocumulus]

I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THAT "WHOLESALE" THING, YEAH