Comments | kayliemalinza: I'm sure I'll regret posting this in the morning.

kayliemalinza

I'm sure I'll regret posting this in the morning.

Apr 04, 2009 04:44

JACK IS IMMORTAL, OK. IN THREE THOUSAND YEARS HE IS NOT GOING TO REMEMBER WHO THE HELL IANTO IS MUCH LESS WEEP FOR HIM ON A DAILY BASIS OMGOMG. EVEN THREE HUNDRED YEARS OF MOURNING IS A BIT MUCH ( Read more... )

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talulahk April 4 2009, 08:53:48 UTC

.*yawn*. (swcraching me head as I wake up) ..erm...just no.

neeed coffee....

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 17:59:46 UTC

'erm...just no.' what? My rant or what I'm ranting against? o.O

flowright April 4 2009, 09:01:42 UTC

> jack/xena otp 4-eva!!!!
I would pay for that movie.

And we all know Jack/coffee is the real OTP. In three thousand year he will tell how he used to have a welsh boyfriend who made the best coffee in this corner of the universe !

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 18:08:02 UTC

I dreamed about it once and it was AWESOME. Jack was all like, "UR SO HAWT" and Xena was all like "WHO ARE YOU?" and Jack was all like "OMG DATE ME BB" and Xena was like "MY PATIENCE HAS RUN OUT" *chakram booyah* and Jack was like "OMG I'M DEAD!" *croak* but THEN he was like "NEVER MIND, LOLZ!" and Xena was like, "SRSLY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU" and Gabby came in and was like "OMG CAN YOU TELL ME SOME STORIES ABOUT YOUR PAST SO I CAN WRITE THEM DOWN AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY OFF THEM IN THE FUTURE AS WELL AS EXPAND MY RIGHTEOUS REPUTATION CONSOLE YOU?" and Jack was all like "SURE BB I CAN DO 2 AT ONCE!" and Xena was all like "OH HELL NO" and buried him under an avalanche of rocks, but that was cool because while he was digging himself out, he met Callisto who had ALSO been buried under there and they had mad awesome sex until Callisto killed Jack a few times and ran away but luckily she ran into John who'd come to whine at Jack again and so Callisto and John Hart lived happily ever after in a house with a white picket fence on BATSHIT EX ( ... )

order_of_chaos April 4 2009, 09:27:53 UTC

And let me further state that even if Jack were to have 1.3 billion deep relationships (and I think he'll have roughly that number during his existence) NONE of those relationships make the other relationships LESS IMPORTANT. You take each relationship on its own merits AS IT HAPPENS. Ianto can ttly be Jack's snugglebunny in 2009 but that doesn't mean that, idk, Xena, Warrior Princess can't be Jack's Widdle Schnookums in 640 B.C., alright?

YES! Yes, yes, yes, that. What you said.

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 18:18:54 UTC

Do you know this from personal experience, perhaps? ^^ Just tell me you dated Xena once and I'll be happy. :P

kel_reiley April 4 2009, 12:27:47 UTC

but but but
it's so obvious that ianto is his one twu wuv - jack doesn't even LOOK at other ppl, he certainly doesn't kiss others or dance with others or bring others back to life b/c no one else means that much to him

obviously ianto should be immortal to so they can live happily FOREVER after

obviously

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 18:15:28 UTC

oh man ur so rite! i dunno what i was thinking b/c no-one ever loves more than one person romantically in their lifetime. like, as soon as u get a new bf that means u didn't rly luv all the other bf's. and like, if ur bf dies u have to mourn them 4-ever n ever b/c if u move on that also means u didn't rly luv them.

kel_reiley April 4 2009, 18:39:25 UTC

EXACTLY
jack only thought he loved those other losers, but that was b/c he hadn't met ianto yet
when will ppl realize? it is the GREATEST LOVE STORY EVER!! O IF ONLY ONE OF THEM SPARKLED!!

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 18:40:15 UTC

Ianto already sparkles. In my heart.

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rosy_dawn April 4 2009, 15:03:02 UTC

ZOMG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THEY TOTES ARE TWU WUV 4EVA LIKE OMG.

kayliemalinza April 4 2009, 18:16:46 UTC

I CAN SAY IT B/C ITS TTLY TRUEE!!!!!! UR SO WRONG OMG CAN'T U SEE??!? LET ME TELL U!