GAIZ. GAIZ. Here's a limerick.

[kayliemalinza]

Is this RPS? I mean, only one of the people is technically real....

There once was a man named John Barrowman
who died and then met the Greek ferryman.
He gave him a grin,
said they could both win,
then hopped in a boat and rowed home again.

Comments

[order_of_chaos]

RPS/Greek Myth crossovers FTW!
I especially liked you having John B grin,
(He'd do that, I'm sure,
with motives impure,)
but I think line five should have had sex in.

[kayliemalinza]

My inbox, it quivers and glistens
whenever your comments slip in it.
You're right about sex,
but I was perplexed
at how to put smut but not squick in.

[order_of_chaos]

But how would John/Charon be squick
When they're not even wearing lipstick?
They're are not zombie dear
There's nought to interfere
With the sucking of things hard and thick.

[kayliemalinza]

Be it though Charon is mythical,
Barrowman raises a question ethical.
To slash them or not,
I've often thought
it's better when crack makes it hand-wavable.

So to answer your concern in a tick,
I would prefer our boys be in lipstick.
Let's add some stockings,
and lights blue and shocking,
and throw in a hedgehog or space whale, your pick.