A Totally Ludicrous Story
Author: Kaworu
Translator: Kaworu
Fandom: Meine Liebe
Genre: parody inspired by some low quality hc/fluff/smut fics
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Ed x Orphe x Naoji, Lui x Naoji and one more hint.
Warning: annoyed author two weeks from defending her diploma thesis //_^" (meaning I was watching anime and writing fanfics instead of working on it //_^""")
Summary: After the tournament...
Date written: June 5, 2006, 22:46-00:35 (minus 2 cigs and 2 cups of coffee)
A/N: I'm afraid most of my style and humour were lost in translation //_T Sorry if it's too lame //_T
"Gomen nasai..." Naoji cast down his eyes.
"Meaning?" the other boy inquired in a cold tone.
"You had to... fight with Orphe..." The Japanese boy pulled his hands like a schoolgirl and kicked himself mentally for such ridiculous behaviour.
"And?" Lui asked without expression still reading a book. (Change the book to a newspaper and add a cancer-stick between his lips...)
"Sorry," Naoji said in a small voice and practically ran out of the room.
***
"Naoji?"
The boy raised his sad puppy-eyes from the pond (or was it a river?) and looked at Orphe.
"What has upset you so much?" he asked sitting down beside his friend.
"Betsu ni..." Naoji turned away gazing at the ripples on the pond's (or river?) surface.
"Come." The blond stood up and pulled the other teen's hand.
Naoji shook his head like he was going to say something, but instead let Orphe pull him up and away to the dormitories.
***
Insert wild yaoi scene here which I'm not going to write because NC-17 ga heta.
***
"Feeling better now?" asked a highly content Orphe scratching Naoji's chin.
Naoji was literally purring perched on the blond Strahl candidate's chest and narrowing his eyes like a kitten.
"Mm-hm..."
"And now talk."
Naoji sighed and opened his eyes.
"Hey, Orphe! Do you have..." Ed barged into the room. "Oops, looks like I've interrupted something..." He grinned.
"Has anybody taught you how to knock?"
"Erm... Going away now..."
"Alright," sighed Orphe. "Come in, be my guest."
"I'm not interfering, right?" he asked and jumped onto the bed without waiting for the answer.
"Mpf! Get off you pest! You're heavy!"
Ed smirked and made himself comfortable between Orphe and Naoji hugging them both. With his shoes still on... Which he was informed about by Orphe glaring at his dirty boots.
Ed 'hmpf'ed unconcerned but Orphe gave him the Death Glare making the other teen to take his shoes off. After that he pushed Orphe and Naoji to make himself comfortable on the pillows then grabbed them both to settle on himself, one head per shoulder. Orphe was muttering something not suitable for civilized society and Naoji was simply blushing.
"So?" Ed asked when Orphe stopped killing the others' ears.
"Naoji..." The blond turned to the Japanese student.
The boy sighed and hid his face in Ed's shoulder.
"Lui again?" the red-head guessed. (I know he's not really a red-head but he's too much like the red-head cat Kyou)
Naoji nodded.
"What's it this time?"
Naoji looking like a sad kicked puppy started babbling about what a good-for-nothing he is and how caused trouble to Lui and how Lui must hate him for it. Blah-blah-blah. Ed and Orphe sweatdropped. When Naoji ended his mournful narration the room was dead silent for a whole minute. Then Ed started making strange gurgling noises which turned to almost hysterical laughter.
"It's not funny!" Naoji frowned offended and slapped Ed's knee.
"Actually, it's very funny..." Orphe was trying his hardest not to burst out laughing too.
Naoji folded his arms on his chest and glared.
"Incredible!" Ed was still laughing until a few tears rolled down his cheeks and he was totally out of breath. "These two idiots still don't get it!"
"Ed..." Orphe warned.
"Your Lui would rather kiss me and Orphe--"
"Ahem!"
"Erm... would rather kiss me than hate you."
"What do you mean?" inquired Naoji still pouting and very suspicious.
"Kitten, I mean," Ed gave him a smooch, "your beloved Lui is crazy about you but too stubborn to confess."
"Are you sure...?"
"One hundred per cent!" He glomped Naoji with a huge grin.
"Hey you! I'm still here you know!" sounded from the other side of the bed.
"I know." Ed smirked and turned to his childhood friend.
***
Insert another steamy yaoi scene here. And I'm still NC-17 ga heta.
***
It was already quite late when Naoji slipped out of the room where Ed and Orphe were snoring peacefully and went in the direction of Lui's rooms. Standing before the closed door he straightened his clothes for the umpteenth time and knocked. Silence. He knocked again already contemplating the idea of turning tail when he heard an annoyed "Come in!" and did just that.
"Oh, it's you." Lui was still sitting with the same book and didn't look like abandoning it.
"Anou..."
"What?"
"Are you angry with me?" Naoji cast his eyes down.
"Why should I be?"
"Well, I was late..."
A sigh.
"No."
"Honest?"
Lui's glare clearly said he doubted Naoji's mental health at the moment. The boy gulped nervous.
"Anou..."
"What now?"
"Ettou..."
"Are you going to talk or what?"
"Is it true?"
Another sigh.
"What?"
"Well, that you... me... I mean..." Naoji could be a serious competition for a ripe tomato.
Yet another sigh. Than a squeak of a chair and quiet footsteps. Naoji jumped when he was embraced and pulled to a warm body.
"You still don't understand?" The tone was smiling, and the corners of the other boy's lips were slightly up.
Naoji turned his big puppy-dog eyes to Lui and shook his head.
"Baka." Lui smirked and turned the other boy's head slightly up for a kiss.
***
Insert yet another yaoi scene here. And yes, still... well, you know.
***
The end. Kinda.