i had a really fun night last night...well, what i can remember of it anyways. i watched the organ play their beautiful sexy music while consuming way way too many strongbows. it was great until i blacked out. i am so grateful that i had shaun to take care of me, but so ashamed that i needed someone to take care of me. stupid siobhan. i also lost ( Read more... )

if i could be:(stolen from shadowisonfire ( Read more... )

i have never done the bar slut thing before. granted, i usually make fun of that girl. but last night i went home with a really hot guy from the black dog. no, wait, i went home with the hottest guy from the black dog. seriously. long dreads, baby face, beautiful body....damn!  ok, ok, enough of slut talk. me, being alone as everyone else went to ( Read more... )

so i decided to do something spontaneous with myself and go to calgary spur of the moment. and i'm glad i did.
i watched the 7th game of the hockey playoffs....me, a hater of proffesional sports. everywhere red jerseys and painted faces and tits. they blocked off an entire street just so the masses would have room to bar hop after the game. and ( Read more... )

dancing like a freak in lisa's living room is the best!

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halelullah!!!! i found a job!
yay funky pickle and free pizza from now on!

i was afraid i was gonna be a bum forever

a cherub-ish looking boy by the name of brian sat down beside me on the beach and talked for about 2 hours straight about his thoughts and theories on life. it was like listening to a motivational speech, and if he hadn't been so composed i would have mistaken his enthusiasm about his speech for being on massive amounts of hallucinogenics ( Read more... )

a wonderful day at the beach. a rastafarian boy slinks up to our spot and out of nowhere starts rapping his drug selling advertisement to the reggae beat drummed by chris. by far the most effective and creative advertising i have witnessed thus far. if i lived in vancouver, he would definitely be my dealer.

4 in the morning i awake on a park bench to be surrounded by six humumgous raccoons. they were out for blood, i could see it in their eyes. i tried to scare them off, but they just kept coming back for more.... in my delerium of just-awakening, i thought that these evil bastards wanted a piece of me. when i woke up a bit more, i realized that they ( Read more... )