The Arden Round Robin 4.3 *Final Update!*
Hey guys! As some of you might have read, I'm having trouble getting the sims to load and stay loaded. And with everything that's going on lately, I don't really have time to figure out the problem and fix it. I feel incredibly guilty for holding this round robin up for so long, so I decided to bite the bullet, post what I have, and upload the extracted sims. My greatest apologies to joedy_76 and everyone after me for the long wait time.
Simone: 'Sup, daddytypes?
Lars: Hey little dude, what's the haps?
Awww, they love each other.
Lao Tsu: OH YEAH?! WELL LOVE DISGUSTS AND REPULSES ME. whydoesn'tdaddyhugME?!
Lao Tsu: THIS WHOLE FAMILY BULLSHIT IS...UH, BULLSHIT.
Lao Tsu is the black sheep of the family. Just like his namesake:
See? Look at that dude. He makes James Dean look like Leave it to Beaver.
Simone: Man, I love school. I love those badass blue chair desk combos they have. It's like they're designed for convinient and comfort!
Siddhartha: You know, only by letting go of such earthly comforts can we attain enlightenment.
Simone: Mmm, enlightenment sounds lovely. Especially if I attained it in a nice comfy chair.
Off by herself, as usual, Clea is painting what is possibly a prediction of the future.
Siddhartha wins my undying affection by SINGING TO HIMSELF as he WASHES THE DISHES. How have I never noticed this before?! I swear, I've played this game for like three years and still discover new things. XD
O.O Cimmy, dear...I don't think they CAN die until they're at least teens.
I suppose it's good that she has a realistic evaluation of her parenting skills...
Lars: I'm going to drop a bomb on your Pearl Harbour.
Cimorene: 8D
WW2 Vets: TOO SOON.
Cimorene: WATCH OUT, HIROSHIMA, HERE COMES THE CAVALRY!
The Japanese: TOO SOON.
Despite their strange historial kinks, mother and father soon return to such domestic duties as befitting their gender roles.
Lao Tsu: WHY DID I GET STUCK WITH THE ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO MOM AND DAD'S?! I NEED BETTER SOUNDPROOFING! THAT WAS THE WORST HISTORY LESSON EVER!
To placate the poor boy, I gave Lao Tsu a more pleasant nosemask. I still ADORE his lips.
Come on...you think the Buddha never felt like doing that thing were you stand on one side of someone and tap their opposite shoulder so they look the wrong way?
Siddhartha: Hey, NERD.
Clea: D: THAT'S HORRIBLE YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Siddhartha: *has no idea how to deal with a crying girl*
Siddhartha: Hey! Hey! If it'd make you feel better, you can hit me! Come on!
Clea: Violence isn't the answer...I don't want to hit you!
Siddhartha: You...may have a point there. Would you like a hug?
Clea: NO, I would not like a HUG. I don't want to get pregnant! You're my brother!
Clea: That's just gross.
!!!!
Why, Simone, I'm so proud of you, taking after your....
Oh wait. Wrong round robin. Damn. -.-
How much do you want to bet these two become pleasure sims?
Lao Tsu: I think Clea tricked me...I don't see any aliens...
-.- Oh yeah, you WOULD want that.
That's a little better. Slightly precocious, there, aren't you?
Awww, so cute. ^_^ Seriously.
Clea: I'm hungry.
Clea: But not for rotten salad. I'll find something else.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE.
Clea: I'd better toss this out before mom comes in and eats it.
Cimorene: Eat? Who eats FOOD anymore?! *smirnoffs*
Clea: Mom, you should totes have another baby.
Cimorene: You are SO RIGHT. I could like, win a MEDAL for my conception skills.
Um, Clea, your ancient Roman manners are showing.
Outside, Simone and Lars are bonding even more~~
Lao Tsu: I'm going to go sun bathing! Nothing bad could POSSIBLY happen because of this!
Lao Tsu: Curses.
Sorry, dude, but when it's cloudy out, you can't tan, you can only get burned by the UV rays that filter through the clouds. Probably should have mentioned that at first.
Simone: I'VE GOT CRABS.
Simone: Goddamn, I love nature.
...*reluctantly gives medal*
Clea: *Supervises conception*
Siddhartha: Total asceticism is not the way to enlightenment...so can we have some groceries? I can't ascend to higher planes while my tummy is grumbling.
It's flying baby time!
Locke Ouroborous is an incredibly boring toddler.
And this was where my game crashed and stopped loading all together. So, I shall in this post have pictures and downloads of all the children. I will have a separate post for the heir poll. All sims come packed as adults, and exactly as shown.
Themistoclea Arden:
Download
Simone Arden:
Download
Siddhartha Arden:
Download
Locke Ouroborous:
Download
Lao Tsu Arden:
Download
And don't forget to vote in the heir poll!