The Dork Legacy 7.7
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Trenton: WOO HOO! WE'RE BACK! I've been in this position for almost a month because Katu couldn't update! Woooo!
Everyone brough friends home! Or, well, three did. I'm sad I didn't get that last girl's name - it was the best of the three.
She and Dorian are meant to be, y/y? They have the SAME HAIR. Also, call me a sucker, but her silver hair gets me. <3
*I think her name is Benedictine*
JAIDEN, however, IS OMG MY FAVOURITE TOWNIE CHILD EVER. LOOK. LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SWEET FACE.
Gizka: I'm home! Who wants to hug me?
Jaiden: I wish my family was affectionate like this...
She's pretty cute, too.
Jaiden: You mean, moms can be NICE?
Seriously, I think we overloaded this poor kid with happiness.
Tom: Don't believe the commercials, aliens are really mean and fierce!
Tom: Like me! See, look what I can do!
Jaiden: Oooh.
Jaiden: I want to be an alien!
Tom: Really? You think I'm that cool?
Henry: WTF lady, why is your hair grey?
Henry: Oh, look, there's a bug on my arm.
Benedictine: Ooh neat, I love bugs!
Henry: *suddenly raptly attentive*
Henry: Really? You even like the rhinocerous beetles?!
Seriously guys, this is like the childhood equivalent of a female football enthusiast.
Elsewhere, Harker becomes the first gen 8 Dork to have an actual, honest-to-goodness, not-a-sibling friend!
Q: I hate that stupid llama game. I always lose!
Clive: *gets up*
Q: I love having sex with younger men! You can't lose!
Clive: *gets...up...?*
*waits for the retaliation of doom*
Trenton: I THINK I HEARD INFIDELITY.
Harker: Don't be such a lame-ass, Trenton.
Trenton: I'm not a lame ass! I...don't even care! See! *stops running*
Aww, my girls playing together. How cute!
Harker: Check out my castle!
Mina: No way dude, I'm fascinated by this block!
Gigantic flaming tree = best place for Mary Mack.
Thunderstorms = best time to play on metal playground equipment!
I ignore these two a lot, sorry.
Trenton: :(
...
Dieter found a friend!
OH WELL LOOK WHO IT IS. LEROY.
He and Clive have a lot in common, too.
Dieter: This shrub is on fire. I can smell it. But...I don't see it!
Dieter: This upsets me. I am greatly vexed.
I guess maybe it's a special fire that only dogs and aliens can detect?
Mina tried to skip school so she could ask the Garden Club lady to explain screwing to her. I made her walk to school, and the garden club lady was so terrified that she bolted before I could ask for a membership. D:
Q: *vulcan mind/arm meld!*
Also, wtf Trenton, when did you get so violent? Aren't you supposed to be the sensitive one?
Yeah. Like no one saw that coming.
Anyway, I finally got a garden club member over again, and GlaDos asked for a membership.
He was as talkative as my cap editing skills were lazy!
I'm glad they don't judge on the household members...>.>
Q: You have picked a LOSING FIGHT, you FECKLESS little WORM.
Trenton: *eep*
And we got in! As if we wouldn't.
Very small homework party! Hooray for the homework-sometimes hack. XD
Oh yeah, these guys fought again. Trenton got whupped again.
FINALLY. I felt like this was NEVER going to happen.
This, however, I can't say surprised me.
Inside, Q's gotta keep up her fit physique so she can continue to whoop the asses of men in their prime.
YOU GUYS KNOW I DON'T CONDONE SIMCEST publicly BUT...wouldn't this kind of be really sweet and childhood romantic otherwise?
Cuz, cuz, his suit! And her dress! And their hands were, like, touching!
Harker: Okay, dude, I totally see what Mina was talking about earlier.
This is Moriarty, since you've forgotten. And if for some reason you HAVEN'T forgotten the name of the least-photographed of the TEN children of the legacy that hasn't been updated in A MONTH, then you oughta join MENSA or something.
...WHAT?
...Really?
....Wow.
Admittedly, I think she's a little conflicted. Also, I TOTALLY KNEW SHE GOT OFF ON DISSING PEOPLE.
Anyway, Q gets what she wants, and here is her apology.
After that, their relationship leaps back up to -50/-50, which means, IT'S WAVING TIME HI MORTAL ENEMY.
I don't think anyone is gonna make a FAPFAPFAP secret out of this one.
This picture got capped because it made me really want a pillow with boobs. Look! Doesn't it look comfy?
Mina: You know, I have two best friends.
Mina: And they'd stick with me through bad storms!
Edward: OOOHO A PIRATE'S LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME HOW I LOVE TO SAIL THE BOUNDING SEA AND I NEVER EVER EVER DO A THING ABOUT THE WEATHER CUZ IT NEVER EVER EVER DOES A THING FOR MEEEEEE
Mina: Why do I try?
Elsewhere, more domestic altercations are taking place.
Alana: Why...did you poke me? That hurts me, Gizka. That hurts me right here. And not just because that's where you poked me. It's because that's where my heart is. You hurt my heart.
Alana: Are you...okay, Henry?
Henry: Is it over yet?
AWWW.
Just some more Q-being-leet spam.
Harker: You made the right choice, buying this lemonade. Those other lemonade stands practically just sell piss in a cup.
Be-patched Townie: Did someone say piss in a cup?
(It's DICK IN A BOX)
And that is all for now! I intended to use all 129ish pictures, but my inspiration has run out and I'd like to get to bed soon. So you'll have to wait until next time to see everyone as teens. Sorry!
However, I have a question for you! Should I send the Gen 8 Dorks to uni? The pros are that they get all the cool ~life experience~ and also that you guys will get to see more of the Ineligible Dorks, the cons are that it will TAKE FOREVER (and we're all ready on 7.7!) and may make me angry.
So, yes? No? Opinions are most welcome!