SO, a few days ago I read a Nabokov parody by Umberto Eco called "Nonita" ("Granita" in English, for those of you who want to look it up.) It was about a man's attraction to an 80-year-old woman, and the eventual disappointment he felt when she ran off with another man and got herself plastic surgery and spa treatment until she looked much younger
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What age ranges are you envisioning for this challenge?
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"Old Friends"
And there they are in my icon!
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Pallid, shuddering with horror, Snape slammed the door of the Senior Common Room.
“Would you believe it?” he asked his friend. “Harry-naffing-Potter just propositioned me!”
“Of course I’d believe it,” Remus said. “Hermione hit on me yesterday. Ron positively groped me the day before that.”
“They think I would do something so nauseatingly perverse. They’re….young! Unformed! All that unwrinkled skin and their own teeth. All right, Potter’s got glasses, but they’re not even bifocals.”
“Dumbledorrrrre….” They sighed in unison. As if he’d so much as look at them!
“Those crow’s feet of yours are coming along nicely,” Remus said comfortingly.
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Um, did you want to restrict that '60+' to unaltered Earth humans, or did you intend to include all of Highlander and Vampire Chronicles fandoms by default?
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And thanks for the rec!
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