Re: I Wish Jimmy Marsden Would Grope Me...kattahjMay 24 2004, 20:20:57 UTC
I Wish Jimmy Marsden Would Grope Me...
During *mass*!?
And even that part wasn't as annoying as his insistence that "Hey, if you don't want to, there's no reason why I shouldn't grope *her*." Jerk.
I can't believe you weren't into it! Sexiest. Prosthetic hand. In history. :p
As I said to him, it wasn't the hand. If I would have done him for *any* reason, it would have been the hand. The hand just wasn't enough to distract me from "ew stubble" and "mmm, Lena nice boobs..."
Okay, look, you cannot recount an experience that calls for a sympathetic comment, but make said experience sound extremely funny. It's hard to keep a straight face, as it were.
But it's mostly funny because I've had some sort of similar dreams. Something always gets messed up, or I say something stupid right when it's going to get really interesting, or for some reason the matress is slowly becoming a bed of lime Jello.
Okay, look, you cannot recount an experience that calls for a sympathetic comment, but make said experience sound extremely funny. It's hard to keep a straight face, as it were.
Oh, you know, I'm pretty amused myself. But it would be nice if my dreams weren't so cynical. I encounter enough jerks in real life.
Still, a few months ago I dreamed about a mutant who could create vibrations. That dream worked out just fine. *grin*
Well, at least you have erotic dreams, fucked-up as they might be (and I swear, that pun wasn't intended). I can't remember dreaming of sex for years, if ever. I think one of the "sexiest" dreams I've had was a couple of years ago, when I was first falling in love with L. I was in a car, and suddenly she appeared next to me, gave me a peck on the nose and disappeared. That's sad...
Yeah, it is, rather. Wow. That does make me feel a bit better. I always figured everyone else had hot steaming erotic dreams all of the time (just like everyone except me gets laid all the time *g*).
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ROFLMAO!
I can't believe you weren't into it! Sexiest. Prosthetic hand. In history. :p
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During *mass*!?
And even that part wasn't as annoying as his insistence that "Hey, if you don't want to, there's no reason why I shouldn't grope *her*." Jerk.
I can't believe you weren't into it! Sexiest. Prosthetic hand. In history. :p
As I said to him, it wasn't the hand. If I would have done him for *any* reason, it would have been the hand. The hand just wasn't enough to distract me from "ew stubble" and "mmm, Lena nice boobs..."
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But it's mostly funny because I've had some sort of similar dreams. Something always gets messed up, or I say something stupid right when it's going to get really interesting, or for some reason the matress is slowly becoming a bed of lime Jello.
So I feel your pain. Sort of.
(Hee!)
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Oh, you know, I'm pretty amused myself. But it would be nice if my dreams weren't so cynical. I encounter enough jerks in real life.
Still, a few months ago I dreamed about a mutant who could create vibrations. That dream worked out just fine. *grin*
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