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So apparently, according to brooklinegirl, it is Post As Another Person Day. Hi I am Claire now.
I had my five bajillionth interview today for a job I don’t want (because it does not entail being in any way like Greg). The traffic was terrible and I nearly hit three people in an entirely un-Bono-like fashion and neatly avoided spilling Dr. Pepper all over myself. Interview went badly because I fell up stairs in front of the interviewer, and I was so focused on the dream I had last night where aliens who looked like elephants had taken over the earth and only Ray and Fraser could stop them with the force of their love. Andthentheyhadsex. HI I LIKE GIRLS REALLY.
Then I drove home and the traffic was still terrible and I avoided four more accidents.
I should be going to a concert with people I love tomorrow but instead I will be working for one or the other of my parents.
I found six things that had been lost since before I went away, including presents for three different people and something I borrowed from someone else. I will proceed to take five months to mail them out.
*makes awesome in-joke that references eight different fandoms, three different countries, and also curling*
I’m going to eat some fried potato product and then watch something awesomely Canadian with my mother, during which I will try not to flail over the gay, and maybe write some prawn.
I had my five bajillionth interview today for a job I don’t want (because it does not entail being in any way like Greg). The traffic was terrible and I nearly hit three people in an entirely un-Bono-like fashion and neatly avoided spilling Dr. Pepper all over myself. Interview went badly because I fell up stairs in front of the interviewer, and I was so focused on the dream I had last night where aliens who looked like elephants had taken over the earth and only Ray and Fraser could stop them with the force of their love. Andthentheyhadsex. HI I LIKE GIRLS REALLY.
Then I drove home and the traffic was still terrible and I avoided four more accidents.
I should be going to a concert with people I love tomorrow but instead I will be working for one or the other of my parents.
I found six things that had been lost since before I went away, including presents for three different people and something I borrowed from someone else. I will proceed to take five months to mail them out.
*makes awesome in-joke that references eight different fandoms, three different countries, and also curling*
I’m going to eat some fried potato product and then watch something awesomely Canadian with my mother, during which I will try not to flail over the gay, and maybe write some prawn.