Perhaps Vampire is a Bit Strong But... Master Post
Perhaps Vampire is a Bit Strong But...
Band(s): MCR, FOB (TC, CS)
Pairing(s): Bob/Frank, Gerard/Ray/Brian, Pete/Patrick
Word Count: ~44000
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Summary:Wherein Bob does a good deed and is punished. Pete Wentz is now in his life, and with Pete come a myriad of things Bob had seen in that monster movie marathon last month (up to and sometimes including Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, and Matt Cortez). And Brian still refuses to pay Bob what he’s worth. He wants top shelf, damn it, especially if he has to deal with Pete Wentz for the foreseeable future and deal with the pets of gods sprouting prophesies about something that should have been a myth.
Then, just to make matters worse, Bob meets Frank Iero and his Gang of Incompetent Misfits. Sometimes Bob thinks he would have preferred to have been eaten in that alley.
“Vampires exist. Werewolves, demons, shapeshifters, zombies, every terrifying monster you ever feared was hiding under your bed is real, and a lot of them want to eat you for dinner.”
“Some of them even live under your bed!” Joe adds helpfully. "Just for the added convenience."
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Part 5
Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content
Fanart: Bob had never though he’d be locked up in a crypt with zombie-vampires lurking outside, trying their damnedest to find a way in to eat his brains. Or drink his blood. It’s probably both. by sekkritbandomlj
Fanmix: Fanmix by stardustonsable
Band(s): MCR, FOB (TC, CS)
Pairing(s): Bob/Frank, Gerard/Ray/Brian, Pete/Patrick
Word Count: ~44000
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Summary:Wherein Bob does a good deed and is punished. Pete Wentz is now in his life, and with Pete come a myriad of things Bob had seen in that monster movie marathon last month (up to and sometimes including Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman, Andy Hurley, and Matt Cortez). And Brian still refuses to pay Bob what he’s worth. He wants top shelf, damn it, especially if he has to deal with Pete Wentz for the foreseeable future and deal with the pets of gods sprouting prophesies about something that should have been a myth.
Then, just to make matters worse, Bob meets Frank Iero and his Gang of Incompetent Misfits. Sometimes Bob thinks he would have preferred to have been eaten in that alley.
“Vampires exist. Werewolves, demons, shapeshifters, zombies, every terrifying monster you ever feared was hiding under your bed is real, and a lot of them want to eat you for dinner.”
“Some of them even live under your bed!” Joe adds helpfully. "Just for the added convenience."
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content
Fanart: Bob had never though he’d be locked up in a crypt with zombie-vampires lurking outside, trying their damnedest to find a way in to eat his brains. Or drink his blood. It’s probably both. by sekkritbandomlj
Fanmix: Fanmix by stardustonsable