a cool rattlesnake birthday gift

[katmulkey]

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[unwoman]

That black widow you kept was kinda like a horror movie. Remember when you found a smaller black widow and thought it would be fun to put it in the jar too? Remember when the big one ate the little one (presumably after stealing its manseed) then laid eggs, and a thousand tiny scary spiders came out, and we were too scared to open the jar so we just let the mom eat them all till eventually they all starved to death?

[katmulkey]

yes I feel bad about all of that death and horror!

[unwoman]

It's OK, I think I learned a lesson.

I think that lesson was, "step on 'em and squish 'em."

[katmulkey]

you crack me up!