"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy." - Groucho Marx

"Now there's a man with an open mind - ou can feel the breeze from here!" - Groucho Marx

"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you." - Groucho Marx

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." - Groucho Marx

I know, I missed a day. Yesterday was a long day that ended with me getting home at about four minutes after midnight. So here's your quoit for the day, and one for yesterday ( Read more... )

"I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the libraty and read a book." - Groucho Marx

"How do you feel about women's rights? Ilike either side of them." - Groucho Marx

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." - Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx

"Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." - Groucho Marx