AND THERE'S AN HEIR POLL AT THE BOTTOM! Please vote on it, I will like you very much if you do.
It actually hasn't been that long since the last chapter. Only two weeks! *Fist bumps anyone who stuck around*
If you haven't already seen the founders for this month, then go look! I submitted two again and so did a lot of other simmers, there are some lovely simmies for your game over there. And all CC-free, which makes my heart leap with joy. That was slightly unrelated, so let us venture forth.
Features sims by
0ptimistiic,
bondchick_nett and
squalidae Last time we saw our founder marry the very adorable Oswald, who was created by
0ptimistiic .
Oswald: "Hey, what up floating torso girl?"
FTG: "Nothing, just defying pretty much all the laws of all sciences in the world."
And this is Archie (okay, Arcadia, but I like calling her Archie) our founder who, apparently, sparkles in the sunlight.
Angsty townie is angsty.
...Did this just turn into a contest? I THINK SO. I vote for this guy!
Archie is elegant and graceful.
Oh snap. Oswald just joined the competition. And he's totally winning!
Oswald: "I've married a total nutter."
It's Billie's birthday :D
The family is all here (in various states of conciousness, sure, but here all the same).
There's hope!
...That just about sums up Arcadia.
*Intense staring contest*
*Disgusted look staring contest*
Postman: "DERRRRP, HEY OSWALD!"
Hell to the yeah, level twoooo!
I have no idea how people manage to get their sims to the top of their career tracks so quickly >.>
Oswald gets straight to the point.
Townie: "ROFLZZZ, DEY IZ GOIN 2 WOOHOO."
Billie: "I see... pregnancy!"
Reading extra books: may cause your foot to swell.
...Yes.
I gave Billie a little makeover. She is cuter than I anticipated :3
I gave Arcadia one too, just because I like giving makeovers.
Uh... nothing to to see here... I'm a good simmer... move along please...
Archie: "AAAAAAH MY INVISIBLE BELLY IS BIRTHING A CHILD!"
FTG: "Now THAT'S messed up."
It's a boy! His name is Blake.
He has brown hair, Oswald's skin, and I can't tell who's eyes >.>
Another useful lesson! (Why do I never win at chance cards?)
Blake's birthday! (Yeah, nothing interesting happens in babyhood.)
He's quite adorable :3
Billie's birthday too!
Billie: "I wish to grow into my nose more..."
Billie: "Mission accomplished, BITCHES!"
Billie rolled family, and I stuck with the turn-ons and turn-off she got. Watch out, brunettes!
Astoundingly, Billie grew up in DECENT CLOTHES. This is very good.
This is the point in the legacy when I suddenly realised the family had made enough money to buy a house, so I built one (badly) and then didn't take any pictures because I couldn't be bothered and you probably don't want to see it anyway.
BUT LOOK AT THE PRETTY BUTTERFLIES! :D
Uh, okay, this is the point in the legacy where I forgot to take the whole in-front-of-cake jazz so you just get a picture of already transitioned Blake. And a really depressed looking lobster. (To be fair, I'd be depressed if I was in his current situation).
And then some strange teen townie waltzes in and starts pranking poor Archie.
And if that isn't bad enough, her aspiration isn't even Romance. It's Knowledge...
Oh dear god.
At least Oswald knows what aspiration he has...
Oswald: "Hi random alien townie who I've never met before who has randomly entered my home and is know entering the room in which my wife is sleeping!" :D
I love Oswald.
Oh yeah? Well I hope their blender breaks. Then they'll be in trouble >;l
This is basically all Blake does.
Daisy, also by
0ptimistiic . Poor little defenceless trash can :c
Homework: hand it over to the bully.
Laine by
squalidae shows up again, this time to tell off Oswald for looking through the telescope in the opposite direction to where she lives but still somehow obviously spying on her. But he's in the bathroom so she settles for lecturing the ground.
I let my sims get fat *sob*
Blake: "Hey what's up totally non-suspicious looking townie girl who totally didn't kick our trash can over. Enter our home!"
Of course there's a fire. Of course.
All the Axelquists begin to panic.
Except for Billie. She stands there and smiles. It's rather unnerving.
They appear to be so afraid that their panic begins to synchronise! As is completely normal in these situations.
Until! A totally badass fireman appears to put water on a bitch. Oh yeah.
Ah, yes, naturally :s
Billie: "I hide the torture that is the weirdness of my everyday life by smiling." :)
Poor fireman...
Cuteness 8D
Speaking of cuteness! It's French by
bondchick_nett ! I wanna pinch her widdle cheeks.
That townie seriously won't leave them alone... they were just trying to have a nice conversation about hats D:
French's main hobbies include smiling at people when they turn away from her...
And attenting birthday parties of children she doesn't know!
It's Blake's turn to become all teenagerly and moody.
He's still frigging cute! And shirtless for some unknown reason.
He rolled family too -_- And good luck with those turn-ons, boyo...
Do I sense a crush?
Not creepy, French. Not creepy in the slightest.
Blake doesn't mind that French is stalking his father though, he's too busy gazing lovingly at his ball.
French: "You are my sunshine... my only sunshine... you make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away."
Blake: "We just met but okay." :D
French is kind of creeping me out now. But she's just so damn adorable :3
Blake: "GASP, I'm suddenly in love with French!"
French: *Smug*
(I think she may have hypnotized him...)
Inanimate objects amuse French.
After, like, two days, French decides to leave. (But not before smiling at the telescope in a friendly manner). I'm a little sad.
Blake's obsession continues. He almost has full logic points 8D
Then he sees something that will change his life foreverrrrr...everrrrr... ever...
Oh? No, wait, it was just a fly on the lense. Ah well.
HEIR POLL TIME GUYS! HEIR POLL TIME!
Will you choose Billie?
Or Blake? It's up to you! Seriously, I can't choose between them at all.
POLL CLOSED, thanks for voting everyone, you'll know the results soon enough ;D
Anyway, please do leave comments if you have any, I appreciate them very much, and happy simming :3
WARNINGS: kind of bad language, many pictures.