They got to watch the movie without having to take notes? Impossible! That doesn't happen anymore! I've come to dread movies simply because of the constant note-taking required!
...ahem.
These sporkings make me happy. :) But Bella's blind obsession does not. :( It's not cute-it's quite disturbing, actually. As is the aspect of her constantly being afraid of his violent outbursts. You shouldn't have to tiptoe around your significant other because they might scream at you.
Meh.
Have a good Thanksgiving, and thank you for another lovely update.
Yes, it is very disturbing. It's one thing to be shy and worried of annoying/angering someone when you're just starting a relationship with them. That's normal. You don't want to come off as a total jerk or loser to someone you're attracted to, especially when you feel like you have a lot to lose. But Edward has already proven himself to be controlling and aggressive and her fear is LEGITIMATE as opposed to those normal social OMG DUZ HE LIKE MEEEE woes.
"What's your favorite color?" he asked, his face grave.
Edward: I R SRS VAMP. THIS R SRS QUESTION. __________
In other news: Your MSTs are the only thing that's making it possible for me to read this book, at least past chapter 10. So, thank you SO. MUCH. for doing this, because without the insertion of funnies, I think my brain would melt trying to read this.
Also! Robert Pattinson had something quite amusing to say about his portrayal of Edward:
"When you read the book, its like, "Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself." I mean, every line is liked that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
Hahahaha, Robert. I find it ridiculous to describe characters as being attractive because beauty isn't a fact; it's an opinion. People have different tastes.
I will cherish my maniacally grinning Four forever. (Doctor Who, right? I keep on failing to get around to watching that show.)
I actually linked to that comic in my last chapter snark. XD I think it's adorable, well-drawn, and hilarious because it's TRUE. What I like most is that an actual fan drew it, which means that there are SANE fans out there!
AAHAHA that is CLASSIC. I gotta say, I agree with him and he probably did a pretty good job of portraying Edward. With the movie, though I haven't seen it so I can't say, I'm pretty much positive that the problem lies solely with the source material, not the director or the cast. They have a good cast.
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...ahem.
These sporkings make me happy. :) But Bella's blind obsession does not. :( It's not cute-it's quite disturbing, actually. As is the aspect of her constantly being afraid of his violent outbursts. You shouldn't have to tiptoe around your significant other because they might scream at you.
Meh.
Have a good Thanksgiving, and thank you for another lovely update.
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Yes, it is very disturbing. It's one thing to be shy and worried of annoying/angering someone when you're just starting a relationship with them. That's normal. You don't want to come off as a total jerk or loser to someone you're attracted to, especially when you feel like you have a lot to lose.
But Edward has already proven himself to be controlling and aggressive and her fear is LEGITIMATE as opposed to those normal social OMG DUZ HE LIKE MEEEE woes.
You too!
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Edward: I R SRS VAMP. THIS R SRS QUESTION.
__________
In other news: Your MSTs are the only thing that's making it possible for me to read this book, at least past chapter 10. So, thank you SO. MUCH. for doing this, because without the insertion of funnies, I think my brain would melt trying to read this.
And now, I'll go back to Terry Pratchett.
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Believe me, Terry is MUCH worthier of your time!
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I don't know if you've seen this http://scargut-the-gutless.deviantart.com/art/Methinks-Bella-likes-Edward-99242138 I can't remember who linked me to it. But it's hilarious, and I thought of you instantly when I saw it.
Also! Robert Pattinson had something quite amusing to say about his portrayal of Edward:
"When you read the book, its like, "Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself." I mean, every line is liked that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
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Here's some more hilarious Anti-Twilight art:
[url]http://kellynoel.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-SUCKS-59749489[/url]
[url]http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254[/url]
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http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254
http://kellynoel.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-SUCKS-59749489
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I actually linked to that comic in my last chapter snark. XD I think it's adorable, well-drawn, and hilarious because it's TRUE. What I like most is that an actual fan drew it, which means that there are SANE fans out there!
AAHAHA that is CLASSIC. I gotta say, I agree with him and he probably did a pretty good job of portraying Edward. With the movie, though I haven't seen it so I can't say, I'm pretty much positive that the problem lies solely with the source material, not the director or the cast. They have a good cast.
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