Today's Edition of Thoughts on Nationals

[kat0ninetales]

So I am splitting all these entries up into topics. Today's topic is "Big Booty" and "You look like a poet"

Big Booty

Last Nat's people were all about the Big Booty, and I was left out of the loop. I have no idea where I was when they played, but I was confused by Big Booty references for months.

Damnit!! What is Big Booty?!

It was this mythical

Comments

[jwbaz]

There were so many happy moments last week. Some of which qualify as some of the happiest of my life. And of all the oww-my-face-hurts-from-smiling minutes I had, none was more purely joyous than playing that dumbass game. It was a collection of all the coolest people i met standing in a big circle doing something together. I'm still really pissed I got knocked out. (The Russian judge was gunning for me) I'm even more pissed that you lasted longer than I did.

If nothing else happens in Austin, I wanna play a giant game of big booty with all of my friends until we all collapse into a giant pile of love on the pavement.

Awww Shit!

[kat0ninetales]

A giant pile of big booty love.

That's what I'm talkin' about!

[lowhumcrush]

Look, all I know is:

I was sitting on a toilet inside a tattoo parlor with the buzzing of needles and Green Day being blasted at top volume, and I swear to god, I heard "AAAAaw shit, big booty big booty big booty" and lost my ever lovin' mind. I had NO IDEA what that was and actually thought I'd imagined it 'til it happened again.

When I came out, I told some of my teammates, and they tried to explain the game. It made no sense. So then I got to the hotel and Roger, drunk and with a Trinidadian accent, explained it and it made perfect sense. Perfect.

[jwbaz]

It was Roger who kept fucking me up. Attempting to understand the numbers coming out of the mouth of a drunk Trinidadian is quite difficult.

[kat0ninetales]

And the best part about this is that someone...somewhere out in lj land...is reading this and thinking, "What the FUCK is Big Booty?!"

[lowhumcrush]

"And the best part about this is that someone...somewhere out in lj land...is reading this and thinking, "What the FUCK is Big Booty?!""
That would be me.

I'm confused.

:o/

[ratpackslim]

how'd they know you were a poet?

because you looked like this:

[kat0ninetales]

I am going to unfriend you for this.

Seriously.

Die.

[ratpackslim]

i'm just jealous that you've been photographed more than me.

now give me a hug.

[lowhumcrush]

bitch, please.

that's NOTHIN'. Wait 'til you see pictures of yourself taken at your feet while onstage. now THAT'S some unfriending material. I 'bout unfriended m'self when I saw one of those last year.

[smyley]

I always get the, "You're a poet...you don't look like a poet."