Wheee! I’m drunk! Which is only fitting as it is Friday night and I’m on a holiday and… Well. I’m sure there were other reasons, but I can’t remember them now.
But, do you know what all this means? It means that it’s time for PORNY MUSIC!!
Yes indeedy, my horny perverted F-list, you asked for it and I shall provide. I may be a tease, but I do deliver… eventually. Behind the cut (warning for naughty words!) you’ll find 19 filthy songs currently on my smut-writing playlist.
Down and Dirty - Mistress Kat’s Porn Mix
Get Off - Princeget off
23 positions in a one night stand
get off
I'll only call u after if u say I can
Twist - Goldfrapp put your dirty angel face
between my legs
and knicker lace
Woman Like A Man - Damien Riceyou wanna get burned
you wanna get turned
you wanna get fucked inside out
Pleasure Fucker - Maroon 5She has got me locked up tighter than I thought
she's a quick licking, pleasure sucker
hotter than a motherfucker
Drive - Melissa Ferrickyeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over
Back It Up Boy - PeachesI like to seize it and slab it like you do
I like to tease it and tap it like you do
…
Don’t you know it’s supposed to feel better for boys?
Pony - Ginuwineif your horny, let's do it
ride it, my pony
my saddle's waiting
come and jump on it
In It For The Money (Client Vs The Zip Remix) - ClientI'm milking the honey
I'm in it for the money
got a high end job
sucking corporate cock
Two Guys For Every Girl - PeachesI wanna see you boys get down with each other
I wanna see you do your lil’ nasty brother
just one thing I can't compromise
I wanna see you work it guy on guy
Book Of The Month - Lovageyou are the bitter, I am the sweet
you are the griddle, I am the meat
you are the trick, I am the treat
you are the circus, I am the freak
Torture Me - Metricget the rope, tie me to the bedpost
because I can't find within myself the happy host
if I find my peace of mind, torture me
if I seem too serene, torture me
Pretty When You Cry - VAST I didn't want to fuck you baby
I didn't want to fuck you
I didn't want to fuck you but you're pretty when you're mine
LecherBitch - Genitorturerscrawl with the heretic and the world outside gets a little bit stranger
look in my eyes
wanna little star fuck and a little good pain
REV 22:20 - PusciferJesus is risen
it's no surprise
even he would
martyr his momma
to ride to hell between those thighs
Sin - Nine Inch Nailsit comes down to this
your kiss
your fist
Figured You Out - NickelbackI like your pants around your feet
and I like the dirt that's on your knees
and I like the way you still say please
while you're looking up at me
Abused - J. Englishmanso call me by somebody else's name
tell me that I oughtta be gotta be ashamed
the humiliation really gets me off
and I don't care if you come
just as long as you're on top
Closer - Nine Inch Nailsyou let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
Breath Control - The Recoilevery woman has an itch
and every nice girl wants to switch
Download all songs in a ZIP file (yes, I am good for you, baby)
From MegauploadFrom Sendspace ETA 22/10/07: New working link!
Enjoy.
Scream loud if do. *leers*