Grammar based on gay porn - NSFW... *heee*

[kasmodia]

So, the very inspiring hello_spikey  and I had an interesting conversation about language and grammar and it looks like I finally found a way to memorize those darn Conditional Clauses (or at least know where to look it up now it’s on my own lj).

Comments

[deadflowers5]

Oh, good way to learn english!

[kasmodia]

This whole if-clause business would have been so much easier if my teachers had taught it like this. See, another if-clause! Huh.

[angelomint]

New to your blog but this is GREAT I will most certainly use this to remember proper grammar (in fan fiction and beyond!)

[kasmodia]

Welcome! Nice to hear you can use this mnemonic, too.

[elebridith]

LOL!! Now that's a good lesson! *bookmarks*

[kasmodia]

School could have been so much more fun... (at least as soon as we were legal, of course).

[kasmodia]

Canon-if-sentence? Yes?!? *pumps fist in the air*

And now I'll go think about maths and porn...

[hello_spikey]

Bookmarking, saving to memories, and printing out to show to my writing friends. I am certain they will be edified and never make a mistake with conditional construction again!

*applauds*

[kasmodia]

You've got to have awesome friends... Very... open-minded, grammar-wise. :-)

Thanks for the idea! I think I finally managed to beat these three basic forms of Conditional Clauses into my reluctant brain.