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[karsynogyn]

So I'm out raking the humungous amount of leaves, and the rake broke.
Nay, it exploded...
Shrapnel and everything...

Comments

[tempted_by_sin]

o.O maltov rake bomb?

[karsynogyn]

goddamn lawn gnome terrorists

[tempted_by_sin]

LMAO! Yes damn them and those pointy caps.

[magmabearalfox]

psionic attack maybe? watch out for that old lady across the street

[karsynogyn]

actually the guy across the street seems to be a sailor, or at least really into the concept. He has a red white and blue a-frame with a sailing ship motif. Ropes on the porch and everything.

[elderghost08]

I guess it couldn't take it anymore. RakeaCide?

[karsynogyn]

that could be it. It could have said something though...like "leaf me alone!"