He was telling the truth, then - he was looking to see what kind of jeans Sam had on.
Oh, I like it! And I applaud you on so clearly laying it out for us.
In my head canon regarding the Sam's butt leer, Dave was merely comparison shopping, no doubt deciding that Kurt's was the nicer posterior by virtue of it being attached to Kurt.
In my head canon regarding the Sam's butt leer, Dave was merely comparison shopping, no doubt deciding that Kurt's was the nicer posterior by virtue of it being attached to Kurt.
I feel like it was a test, an "is it all guys or is it just Kurt?" kind of deal. And of course, for accuracy's sake, Dave made sure to pick the gayest-looking kid he knew. (Not that people actually do look gay, but somehow I never tire of jokes about how the entire Glee club secretly thinks that Sam is.) But like you said, I think Dave only found out he still likes Kurt best.
I think they would make interesting friends. They have a fair bit in common, considering they're both jocks with body issues (and self-esteem in general). It might make for a boring relationship, though.
Unless it meant that Sam would get more screentime to celebrate his dorkiness. Which would be AWESOME.
I like it, it sounds both a little too complicated and completly plausible
I especially like the first fact, that while he is slowly accepting his attraction to Kurt, the concept of being attracted to guys only, he still struggles with
I especially like the first fact, that while he is slowly accepting his attraction to Kurt, the concept of being attracted to guys only, he still struggles with
Thanks! It's the only way I can make sense of Dave's continued denial that he's NOT GAY. I mean, look at the way he struggled with even holding Santana's hand! Awkward turtle. ^_^
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He was telling the truth, then - he was looking to see what kind of jeans Sam had on.
Oh, I like it! And I applaud you on so clearly laying it out for us.
In my head canon regarding the Sam's butt leer, Dave was merely comparison shopping, no doubt deciding that Kurt's was the nicer posterior by virtue of it being attached to Kurt.
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I feel like it was a test, an "is it all guys or is it just Kurt?" kind of deal. And of course, for accuracy's sake, Dave made sure to pick the gayest-looking kid he knew. (Not that people actually do look gay, but somehow I never tire of jokes about how the entire Glee club secretly thinks that Sam is.) But like you said, I think Dave only found out he still likes Kurt best.
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and now i am in love with you catbird_tales.
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(Not that I wouldn't appreciate some Dam fic; that would be interesting to say the least.)
Just wondering...did anyone make an icon of the leering?
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I think they would make interesting friends. They have a fair bit in common, considering they're both jocks with body issues (and self-esteem in general). It might make for a boring relationship, though.
Unless it meant that Sam would get more screentime to celebrate his dorkiness. Which would be AWESOME.
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I especially like the first fact, that while he is slowly accepting his attraction to Kurt, the concept of being attracted to guys only, he still struggles with
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Thanks! It's the only way I can make sense of Dave's continued denial that he's NOT GAY. I mean, look at the way he struggled with even holding Santana's hand! Awkward turtle. ^_^
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I'm ace, so I wouldn't know. ^_^
My issue is related to the timing. I added a note up above to clarify.
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