1st Vision

[karmicsouldier]

[The voice that comes over the communicator has a heavy Texan drawl and might be slightly slurred. Seems like Pilot's not entirely sober.]

In the eyes of the Lord all are sinners, and He will call every man, woman and child before him to face his righteous judgment.

[There's a pause.]

Shit, Heaven doesn't look like I thought it would.

Comments

[fallintheriver]

That's because it's not heaven. Stupid.

[karmicsouldier]

Well shit, guess I pissed someone off if I ended up in Hell.

[fallintheriver]

Closer, but still no. How d'you expect to end up in places that don't even exist? This is real life. You're still alive. Congratulations.

[karmicsouldier]

[Pilot laughs.]

Only if you don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

I still got work to do then.

[abstinentzombie]

Heaven? Seriously?

[karmicsouldier]

Yes ma'am.

[abstinentzombie]

For the record, this isn't heaven.

Secondly, you're not dead, I promise.

[karmicsouldier]

Thank God for small blessings.

As long as it's not hell, I can deal with that.