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Aug 19, 2014 18:58

Conspiracy Theory

My GPS hates me.

Seriously.

It might be because I named her “Dolores.”

Okay, I know, I know, it’s a little outdated, and unfashionable, but, I mean, come on, is “Siri” really the height of the times for today’s nomenclature options?  It’s not like “Cortana” is exactly cutting edge.

And, anyway, why do the iPhone and the ( Read more... )

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agirlnamedluna August 20 2014, 00:16:01 UTC
Eek, my own GPS had had similar behaviour to that of Dolores ... I better go get my hat STAT!

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karmasoup August 20 2014, 00:47:15 UTC
See, that's what I'm SAYING! It's rampant! They're EVERYWHERE!

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rayaso August 20 2014, 02:30:48 UTC
I laughed out loud at several points -- what a frustrating job!

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karmasoup August 20 2014, 07:39:18 UTC
Thanks! It seemed like a good week to break out a little goofiness.

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kickthehobbit August 20 2014, 02:55:45 UTC
This is fabulous. :)

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karmasoup August 20 2014, 07:40:05 UTC
Thanks! So happy you enjoyed it... I had fun with it. ;)

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tsuki_no_bara August 20 2014, 03:56:38 UTC
i love how this ends! my gps has never steered me wrong, altho i don't use it that often, but my sister's old one got her lost a couple times....

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karmasoup August 20 2014, 07:41:35 UTC
And THAT's exactly where it starts, then, before you know it... >>> schthwirlp, schthwirlp, schthwirlp <<< !!!

;-)

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