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Jun 08, 2009 14:12

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What happens in Tijuana.... vanillafluffy June 10 2009, 05:57:18 UTC

Daddy can't hold his liquor...Claire smiles. Her ovaled lips skim the silken flesh of his dick, teasing the skin just below the fat cap of the head. Her tongue traces the white line of scar tissue caused by circumcision and she lets her mouth envelop the smooth shaft. She sucks at it, short bursts of air pressure punctuated with tongue strokes until she successfully coaxes Nathan's dick to a 90-degree angle.

Chalk it up to urban legend that a guy can't get it up when he's drunk. Of course, he's pretty out of it...he won't remember being sucked in the morning. He won't remember that his little girl has made a personal acquaintance of the seed that spawned her. He won't remember how she writhed on his erection until she was satisfied, then left it to wilt, because he won't remember it anyway, so why bother? He won't remember. She'll never forget.

Re: What happens in Tijuana.... karaokegal June 10 2009, 06:09:11 UTC

WHOAH!!! My absolute favorite "OMG I'M GOING TO HELL!!!" pairing. Thank you so much. (I'm working on one yours, but it'll have to wait till my brain gets back on track tomorrow.)

vanillafluffy June 10 2009, 06:16:46 UTC

Yeah, and this from the chick who flees screaming from Wincest. But...I *know* what you like!

karaokegal June 10 2009, 06:20:04 UTC

My SPN aversion has NOTHING to do with the 'cest per se.

There was no way to watch that Tijuana episode and NOT imagine something like this. Pasdar was so freakin' hot my eye balls were nearly exploding.

vanillafluffy June 10 2009, 06:33:29 UTC

My SPN aversion has NOTHING to do with the 'cest per se.

I know---it's the chicks with dicks syndrome, and I run into it often enough to cringe. (I just try to avoid those comms and that pairing.)

Heh heh heh...yeah, that was quite an ep. And while she may not have been passing-out-drunk, I can't imagine that Claire wasn't a WEE bit judgement-impaired.

vanillafluffy June 10 2009, 06:39:02 UTC

Er, maybe I was unclear: I personally don't get off on any combo of Wincest. In my personal canon, it's never gone beyond the occasional porn-fueled circle-jerk, and even that isn't something I spend a lot of time dwelling on.

karaokegal June 10 2009, 16:17:59 UTC

Oh sorry! DUH! It was kind of bleary-eyed last night, plus I'm hyper-sensitive about anyone calling "hypocrite" on me for my SPN-hate while thinking that Nathan/Claire (or even Noah/Claire) would be just the hunky-doriest thing ever. PLUS I'm on a one-woman rampage against the whole Jack/Gwen or Jack/Owen can't be true because Jack thinks of them as (fill in your own) brother/sister/son/daughter. So for that I have two answers...NO, HE DOESN'T and So what if he did...he could think that way and still want to fuck either or both of them. (My person fanon will always be that Jack's first lovers were the boy AND girl next door, and lets not forget his twin brother acrobats. Incest taboos don't seem to mean much to him.)

Sorry---tangential rantage.

vanillafluffy June 10 2009, 19:22:24 UTC

Okay, to cite one of the uncoolest examples of sis-cest of all time, namely Greg and Marcia Brady---there was a bit in one of the BB movies where he was going, "Oooh, Marcia's HOT--ew, no! Sister!" but unless Mike and Carol had something going on that we never knew about, they're only step-siblings and could bump like bunnies and not produce any three-headed little Bradys. Taboos are funny things....

karaokegal June 10 2009, 20:10:59 UTC

So very true...the Wincest and Petrelli-cesters who wig out over any kind of Parent/Child stuff. Yeah, I get that there are different issues involved, but I don't think you get to make that case if you've already embraced one for the so-called pretty and then reject the other on moral grounds.

BZZZZZZZ-Thanks for playing, we have lovely parting gifts.

Re: What happens in Tijuana.... babykid528 June 30 2009, 04:16:51 UTC

I'm just watching Heroes' now and I JUST watched this episode and I seriously want to kiss you right now because I LOVE THIS SHIP!!! And SOMETHING definitely happened in Mexico!!

Re: What happens in Tijuana.... vanillafluffy June 30 2009, 04:25:21 UTC

Okay, but no tongue!

Glad it was good for you, too!

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