"Help Yourself" Ashes to Ashes Alex/Chris Rating-R Wordcount-420

[karaokegal]

Title: Help Yourself
Fandom: Ashes to Ashes
Pairing: Alex/Chris
Rating: R
Wordcount: 420
Notes: Written for mmom. Possible crackish-ness, provoked by Day 19 deadline panic. Prompt from mad_jaks Chris over the Audi. Thanks to mad_jaks also for some insta-beta.
Warning: Spoilers for Series 2, Episode 2
Summary: Rehearsal for the Big Event.

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Comments

[mad_jaks]

I flipping well ADORE YOU this is het I can read :D

I started laughing at “All right then. Now take it from the top, but pit a little more pelvis into it this time.”
(And not because you typed 'pit') and didn't stop until I got to the end.

Final beta moment - you need a question mark at the end of Did those girls at the club show everything,and to lose the r off 'your' in What are your doing?
But hell I know how quickly you wrote this - I only went to bed about 6 hours ago! You are a total GENIUS.

[mad_jaks]

OH and I absolutely grovel for being majorly responsible for deadline panic...

[karaokegal]

Nope. That's totally on me. :)

[karaokegal]

Thanks so much. My eyes were more or less falling out of my head and I still wanted to get in before the deadline. I'll clean up the typos and credit you for insta-Beta.

Glad you liked. :)

[maniacalshen]

LOL. Love it.

[karaokegal]

Thanks! I figured someone had to give Chris a few pointers before he did his strip tease number.

[tempertemper]

Perfect voices!! *g*

[karaokegal]

Thanks! It's hard to do Chris's guppy-ness without going over the top.